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Started by The Rev, February 20, 2012, 06:23:46 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 20, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 07:08:07 PM
i wonder if all the bikers that went out of their way to protect the families of the departed that were targeted by WBC will go out of their way to make his unbearable?

If so, expect outraged statements from the family.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Rev

#16
February 20, 2012, 07:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 07:08:07 PM
i wonder if all the bikers that went out of their way to protect the families of the departed that were targeted by WBC will go out of their way to make his unbearable?

If so, expect outraged statements from the family.

That might bring my poor departed dick back to life.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 20, 2012, 07:10:50 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2012, 07:10:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 07:08:55 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 20, 2012, 07:08:07 PM
i wonder if all the bikers that went out of their way to protect the families of the departed that were targeted by WBC will go out of their way to make his unbearable?

If so, expect outraged statements from the family.

That might bring my poor departed dick back to life.

I'd be popping popcorn for weeks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
February 20, 2012, 09:58:31 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 20, 2012, 06:23:46 PM
on the KU boards, Fred Phelps is dead. Unconfirmed at this time.

You can call me a hypocrite all day long for this one, but if it's true, I'm glad he's dead and I'd picket his funeral. For justice.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#19
February 20, 2012, 10:03:00 PM
"TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT, BUT I'M OKAY WITH BEING A DICK TODAY"
"YOU'RE RIGHT, HOLDING SIGNS IS FUN!"
"GOD HATES HATERS"

I can do this all day.

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
February 20, 2012, 10:05:38 PM
Is it confirmed yet?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
February 20, 2012, 10:07:12 PM
I want to amend my statement: I'm not sure "glad" is the right word, but something like it. Maybe "relieved".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Rev

#22
February 20, 2012, 10:08:31 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 20, 2012, 10:05:38 PM
Is it confirmed yet?

Nothing yet, if it's true the family might just stay tight lipped until after his funeral. Because they would be that chickenshit.

The Rev

#23
February 20, 2012, 10:09:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 10:07:12 PM
I want to amend my statement: I'm not sure "glad" is the right word, but something like it. Maybe "relieved".

I have no moral restraints on this one, I would try to dance if that fucker is dead.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#24
February 20, 2012, 10:11:27 PM
I can't find anything one the internets except a Yahoo! Answers question from 2009 asking if this guy is dead yet, and a Facebook group for people who hate him and think someone should kill him.

Maybe they finally prayed hard enough and God said "Oh, what the hell. He's an annoying bastard, after all."
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Nephew Twiddleton

#25
February 20, 2012, 10:13:22 PM
If its true im not entirely surprised anyway. Hes around the same age as my grandfather.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Q. G. Pennyworth

#26
February 20, 2012, 10:22:30 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
February 20, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
Sadly, if he is dead one of his vituperative harpy offspring will just keep the church going. It'll probably keep on rolling until the inevitable scandal about incest, child molesting, and inbreeding emerges. (You know it will. These kinds of family cult-churches ALWAYS have shit like that going on.)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
February 20, 2012, 10:30:20 PM
Oh no doubt nigel. Especially where you cant marry outside the church. Has anything like that been suggested yet? I think that there have been members who have left and cut off ties.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Q. G. Pennyworth

#29
February 20, 2012, 10:31:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 10:26:36 PM
Sadly, if he is dead one of his vituperative harpy offspring will just keep the church going. It'll probably keep on rolling until the inevitable scandal about incest, child molesting, and inbreeding emerges. (You know it will. These kinds of family cult-churches ALWAYS have shit like that going on.)
To be fair, little family cults also have the option of going the "fade into obscurity" or "chill out into a more palatable splinter church" routes. You just don't hear anything from the first, and the latter try to play down their batshit crazy roots.

Given what a bunch of publicity-whoring dickmongers the Phelpses are, though, the options are significantly more limited.
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