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NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« on: February 21, 2012, 03:14:29 am »


Joyce Drake, of Sealy, Texas, who made this gem of an album in 1983, thus violating every music treaty signed world-wide at the end of the 1970s.

And based on the audio, I'm nominating her for fucking SAINTHOOD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJurexGtak

Her voice isn't bad (in fact, it's pretty good), but the lyrics...Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus, the LYRICS!  It's like John Ashcroft and Rick Santorum had butt babies, and had them raised by Pat Robertson.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 03:15:24 am »


Joyce Drake, of Sealy, Texas, who made this gem of an album in 1983, thus violating every music treaty signed world-wide at the end of the 1970s.

And based on the audio, I'm nominating her for fucking SAINTHOOD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJurexGtak

Her voice isn't bad (in fact, it's pretty good), but the lyrics...Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus, the LYRICS!  It's like John Ashcroft and Rick Santorum had butt babies, and had them raised by Pat Robertson.

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 03:23:25 am »
I leave for a week and THIS is what I come back to?!?

I HATE YOU!

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 03:24:38 am »
I leave for a week and THIS is what I come back to?!?

I HATE YOU!

But, the sheer KITSCH value alone!

THIS WOMAN COULD HAVE BEEN THE 1980s VERSION OF LADY GAGA!
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 03:26:29 am »
WOW. 

 :fursecution:  <-- That's how this song made me feel.

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 03:27:44 am »
WOW. 

 :fursecution:  <-- That's how this song made me feel.

She gets all excited when her boyfriend talks about Jesus!

Look at her.  Stare at her face.  Now imagine her "getting all excited".

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 03:31:05 am »
WOW. 

 :fursecution:  <-- That's how this song made me feel.

She gets all excited when her boyfriend talks about Jesus!

Look at her.  Stare at her face.  Now imagine her "getting all excited".

There go my nipples again.

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 03:36:07 am »
I don't know if I can forgive you for that. :lulz:
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 03:36:55 am »
I don't know if I can forgive you for that. :lulz:

You think I LIKE doing shit like this?  Being a Holy ManTM ain't pleasant, you know.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 03:38:55 am »
I'd also like to point out her sense of style.

If that doesn't qualify her for sainthood, then what's the point of HAVING saints?
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 03:39:49 am »
I'd also like to point out her sense of style.

If that doesn't qualify her for sainthood, then what's the point of HAVING saints?



What are you talking about?  I'd fap to that.

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 03:40:24 am »
I'd also like to point out her sense of style.

If that doesn't qualify her for sainthood, then what's the point of HAVING saints?



What are you talking about?  I'd fap to that.

What I'm saying.  That's fucking HAWT.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 03:41:27 am »
I'd also like to point out her sense of style.

If that doesn't qualify her for sainthood, then what's the point of HAVING saints?



What are you talking about?  I'd fap to that.

What I'm saying.  That's fucking HAWT.

 :fap: :fap:

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 03:42:00 am »
I'd also like to point out her sense of style.

If that doesn't qualify her for sainthood, then what's the point of HAVING saints?



What are you talking about?  I'd fap to that.

What I'm saying.  That's fucking HAWT.

 :fap: :fap:

You know we're not right, don't you?
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2012, 03:44:13 am »
I'd also like to point out her sense of style.

If that doesn't qualify her for sainthood, then what's the point of HAVING saints?



What are you talking about?  I'd fap to that.

What I'm saying.  That's fucking HAWT.

 :fap: :fap:

You know we're not right, don't you?

Fuck you, we're sick.