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Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« on: October 04, 2021, 10:43:29 pm »
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Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2021, 10:46:37 pm »
Instagram and whatsapp are also down. 

Facebook has been glitch and unstable for a couple of weeks.  My guess is they upgraded their snitchbots and crashed themselves.
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Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2021, 11:05:34 pm »
The same thing that borked the external site also borked the internal stuff, so no one who works at facebook can communicate with their coworkers.  Also, their locks the offices are IoT so no one is getting in.
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Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2021, 11:30:31 pm »
The same thing that borked the external site also borked the internal stuff, so no one who works at facebook can communicate with their coworkers.  Also, their locks the offices are IoT so no one is getting in.

This is sort of like the Apollo Mission level of incompetence.
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Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2021, 01:17:28 am »
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

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Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2021, 06:37:49 am »
Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

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Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2021, 08:28:43 pm »
YO I HEARD FACEBOOK TANKED THIER OWN STOCKS ON PURPOSE IN ORDER TO DISTRACT THE MEDIA FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWERS FILM AT 11 TWEET ME BACK
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