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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2012, 04:11:48 am »
I'll see what I can turn up that way.

Also, evidently one of her songs is "Reign on Me". Which, in conjunction with her hard on for her Lord, makes me cry a little inside.

This just keeps on getting better!   :lulz:
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2012, 04:12:16 am »
FREEKY AND I ARE PLAYING HER SONG ON BOTH FLOORS OF THE HOUSE.

WE ARE BATHING IN THE HOLYTM.  THE NEIGHBORS MAY SCREAM AND CALL THE COPS, BUT WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE.

I SURE DO GET ALL EXCITED WHEN SHE STARTS TALKING ABOUT HOW EXCITED SHE GETS WHEN SOMEONE TALKS ABOUT JESUS.

ALSO HER HUSBAND IS A PREACHER MAN.  THAT MEANS SHE GOES TO CHURCH.

OMG NAUGHTY  :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

I wonder if she sits in the front pew because she's full of HolyTM or because she's trying to peep up Jesus's loin cloth while he's all open-armed on the cross, behind the pulpit.

I'm pretty sure she sits in that area off to the side where no one, including the pastor or choir, can see you. 

I know I would, as excited as she gets about hearing about Jesus' love. 

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2012, 04:12:33 am »
But that's probably just an obscure sports term, Garbo.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2012, 04:13:48 am »
I'll see what I can turn up that way.

Also, evidently one of her songs is "Reign on Me". Which, in conjunction with her hard on for her Lord, makes me cry a little inside.

This just keeps on getting better!   :lulz:

Dayam!  Lady's got the sexiest Christian album EVAR.

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2012, 04:14:46 am »
But that's probably just not an obscure sports term, Garbo.

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« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2012, 04:15:40 am »
But that's probably just an obscure sports term, Garbo.

Yeah. Water sports.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2012, 04:17:15 am »
Some say that Joyce was Taken Up.  Some say, that she was killed by a piss jug thrown from a semi on I-35.  But there are those who say that she still lives in Texas, raising the generations resulting from her excitement.

Poor Joyce.  She never even saw the bottle flying towards the windshield.  :cry:

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« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2012, 12:56:31 pm »
But that's probably just an obscure sports term, Garbo.

Yeah. Water sports.

Y'all ain't right.   :lol:
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2012, 03:15:19 pm »
The woman is a tool. . . a secksay siren, making it hard for Lord Jesus  followers. So they can reach out and touch the love of Christ. . . And Joyce makes it so very, very hard. . . so hard . . . . . . didn't think . . . . it could get . . much harder . . .Oh Lord. . . . . . let me feel . . . .your Love . . . *fapfapfapfapfap* . . . . . . . . Wheee Dawgie!!    . . .       (Thank you Lord Jesus). . . . 
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2012, 05:42:19 pm »
This thread has had me fapping non-stop since it was posted.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #40 on: February 23, 2012, 07:04:29 am »
I too, am excited about Jesus thanks to you Joyce....










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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #41 on: February 23, 2012, 11:49:07 am »
My lady parts are so chaffed and sore right now that even a Big, Gay Cowboy couldn't make a difference. Saint Ms. Drake has made me see Jesus in a whole new way. Leather speedo and all.
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #42 on: February 23, 2012, 04:52:09 pm »
My lady parts are so chaffed and sore right now that even a Big, Gay Cowboy couldn't make a difference. Saint Ms. Drake has made me see Jesus in a whole new way. Leather speedo and all.
Wow, this thread just gets better and better!  fapfapfap
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2012, 08:09:47 pm »


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