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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2012, 05:21:51 pm »


Joyce Drake, of Sealy, Texas, who made this gem of an album in 1983, thus violating every music treaty signed world-wide at the end of the 1970s.

And based on the audio, I'm nominating her for fucking SAINTHOOD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJurexGtak

Her voice isn't bad (in fact, it's pretty good), but the lyrics...Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus, the LYRICS!  It's like John Ashcroft and Rick Santorum had butt babies, and had them raised by Pat Robertson.

I was living 25 miles from Sealy in the early 80's and I never knew about it until now. For which I am profoundly grateful.
And I thought "Don't Mess With My Toot Toot" was annoying.  :aaa:

ETA: SHE'S BEEN IMMORTALIZED http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Joyce_Drake
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2012, 05:58:17 pm »
For your fapping pleasure, JOYCE DRAKE RADIO http://www.last.fm/music/Joyce+Drake
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2012, 04:09:03 am »
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2012, 04:10:10 am »
For your fapping pleasure, JOYCE DRAKE RADIO http://www.last.fm/music/Joyce+Drake
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2012, 06:19:41 am »

My grandmother looks and dresses almost exactly like her.  Why, Grammy?  Why did you record the lullabies you used to sing to me?!    :sad:
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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2021, 12:47:51 am »
bump because I came across this thread and, while (unsuccessfully) trying to find a full version of any of her songs still on the internet, found out that she died a couple of months ago.
https://www.sealynews.com/obituaries/joyce-drake

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Re: NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT: JOYCE DRAKE
« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2021, 04:47:03 pm »
bump because I came across this thread and, while (unsuccessfully) trying to find a full version of any of her songs still on the internet, found out that she died a couple of months ago.
https://www.sealynews.com/obituaries/joyce-drake

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Youtube search "I get excited" + "When my husband talks about Jesus" + "Joyce Drake".
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