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How Shit Got This Way

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 21, 2012, 04:48:46 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 21, 2012, 04:48:46 PM
Fuck ups.  All of 'em.  It takes a big fucking fuck up to move up the ladder making the other fuck ups look good, and that's the way its done.  The fucking idiots, Dog humping dog.  Once in a while the opposite sexes of fuck up will hump each other and they'll breed a whole litter of little fuck ups to fuck up the whole fucked up gene-pool.  If that's not a sufficiently horrible idea to ponder, you ought to also consider what happens when two strains of sufficiently different fuck ups interbreed, spawing a super-race of highly-devolved fuck ups with an increased genetic storehouse of fucked up traits.  Strain this concept through the sieve of millions of years of reitterated fuck up and then take a mighty whiff of what you've got and you'll know just how we got where we are today.   

They're all in charge.  They say Invasion of the Body Snatchers was a metaphor for the Red Scare.  I would disagree.  It's about the fuck ups.  The fuck ups in the White House, the fuck ups in the capitol, the fuck ups in the bloody purple turbans, the fuck ups behind the wheel of sports cars and tractor/trailers, the fuck ups beaming you the memes from behind the brain-fry machines like the IDIOT who sent me some sappy pic, "kids of two ethnicities holding umbrella in 'rain' (actually a garden hose sprinkle) next to an old headline, "Millions Flooded in South Asia; Dozens Killed" followed by the fuzzy-logic, obligatory sales pitch of the online economy: Click Here For Exciting South Asia Vacation Ideas.

I ask you:  Is it REASONABLE to be expected to put up with this shit?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Rev

#1
February 21, 2012, 04:59:02 PM
Why just put up with it? Why not stir the fuck out of the fuck-up pot?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 21, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 04:59:02 PM
Why just put up with it? Why not stir the fuck out of the fuck-up pot?

Because you can't fight City Hall, and you can't beat the Fuck Up Fairy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Rev

#3
February 21, 2012, 05:24:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:04:41 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 04:59:02 PM
Why just put up with it? Why not stir the fuck out of the fuck-up pot?

Because you can't fight City Hall, and you can't beat the Fuck Up Fairy.

Beat them? Hell, I want to encourage them.

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
February 21, 2012, 11:37:51 PM
...charleys posts are showing up as me on the phone. It left me very confused and wondered when i possibly could have posted those but when roger quotes him he shows up as charley. :?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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The Rev

#5
February 21, 2012, 11:38:51 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 11:37:51 PM
...charleys posts are showing up as me on the phone. It left me very confused and wondered when i possibly could have posted those but when roger quotes him he shows up as charley. :?
LMFAO

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
February 21, 2012, 11:39:53 PM
Wait i see now. Well played dude!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Nephew Twiddleton

#8
February 21, 2012, 11:42:16 PM
Youre sneakier than i thought. Imma have to keep my eye on you.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#9
February 21, 2012, 11:48:56 PM
Does your avatar match too? I cant see them on the phone :lulz: this is pretty awesome
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Rev

#10
February 21, 2012, 11:51:40 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 11:48:56 PM
Does your avatar match too? I cant see them on the phone :lulz: this is pretty awesome

Nah, didn't change avatars....yet

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
February 21, 2012, 11:54:38 PM
I was going to change my name and avatar tonight but ill hold off for comedic effect. Especially if someone confuses something you posted for me.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Rev

#12
February 21, 2012, 11:56:16 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 11:54:38 PM
I was going to change my name and avatar tonight but ill hold off for comedic effect. Especially if someone confuses something you posted for me.

Works for me!  :lulz:
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