You Don't Get The Nic Cage You Want. You Get The Nic Cage You Deserve.

[navkat]

Personally i don't think he is ever acting.
I think he is just walking around doing shit and people are filming him

That's pretty much how I see him too which kinda proves the tofu theory anyway...except tofu is a lot less creepy and has smaller ears.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

A contender for the worst movie ever was that rip-off of Top Gun Cage was in, where they replaced planes with helicopters, and didn't even bother with a power ballad for a soundtrack. I think it was called Fire Birds or something of the sort. Too lazy to google.

But I've never seemed to like Cage anyway, though I see how the Tofu theory was right. he seemed to be the right thing for Kick-Ass, and then he's doing a cactus job in that cactus film about the numbers and the end of the world.

[kingyak]

Personally i don't think he is ever acting.
I think he is just walking around doing shit and people are filming him

That's pretty much how I see him too which kinda proves the tofu theory anyway...except tofu is a lot less creepy and has smaller ears.

I think some tofu company should use that as their new slogan.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I loath that man for what he did to the wicker man. But at the same time i appreciate the unintentional humor behind it.

[Elder Iptuous]

Personally i don't think he is ever acting.
I think he is just walking around doing shit and people are filming him

That's pretty much how I see him too which kinda proves the tofu theory anyway...except tofu is a lot less creepy and has smaller ears.

I think some tofu company should use that as their new slogan.

do you mean:
"Tofu. The Nicolas Cage of the food world."
or
"Tofu. Less creepy than Nicolas Cage, and with smaller ears."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[kingyak]

Personally i don't think he is ever acting.
I think he is just walking around doing shit and people are filming him

That's pretty much how I see him too which kinda proves the tofu theory anyway...except tofu is a lot less creepy and has smaller ears.

I think some tofu company should use that as their new slogan.

do you mean:
"Tofu. The Nicolas Cage of the food world."
or
"Tofu. Less creepy than Nicolas Cage, and with smaller ears."

The latter.

[Doktor Howl]

You People have the right to ignore the hair clogging the shower drain until it spills over one day and causes $4000 worth of damage as it soaks its way to the first floor.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You People have the right to ignore the hair clogging the shower drain until it spills over one day and causes $4000 worth of damage as it soaks its way to the first floor.