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Re: Hey, Lex, SPLIT

Started by minuspace, February 25, 2012, 08:58:21 AM

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February 25, 2012, 08:58:21 AM Last Edit: February 26, 2012, 08:27:37 AM by Cain
Quote from: Template on November 01, 2009, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 01, 2009, 06:31:06 PM
I am in awe. 

However I still can't figure out what the dolls are.  Lacking the proper referential I think.

It looks like an infant and it's not artificial...

It's just as well you don't understand.

Does being a genetically modified organism count?

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
February 25, 2012, 09:47:51 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 25, 2012, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Template on November 01, 2009, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 01, 2009, 06:31:06 PM
I am in awe. 

However I still can't figure out what the dolls are.  Lacking the proper referential I think.

It looks like an infant and it's not artificial...

It's just as well you don't understand.

Does being a genetically modified organism count?

Dude. Think about it for a minute. Do you think this is really the sort of thing you should be casually joking about?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
February 25, 2012, 10:01:13 AM
Fuck me, I'm going to fix myself one last drink. I tried to forget this thread. Damn near succeeded too, but you know what? I thought about this not 10 hours ago, randomly. How's that for fucking synchronicity. Thanks Fecks, for being an asshole where inappropriate. Just where I'm starting to warm up to the idea of treating you like a normal spag you have to pull some shit like this.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

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February 25, 2012, 05:56:53 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 25, 2012, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Template on November 01, 2009, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 01, 2009, 06:31:06 PM
I am in awe. 

However I still can't figure out what the dolls are.  Lacking the proper referential I think.

It looks like an infant and it's not artificial...

It's just as well you don't understand.

Does being a genetically modified organism count?

You are a fucking tool bag.

minuspace

#4
February 25, 2012, 09:51:15 PM
You might enjoy de
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 25, 2012, 05:56:53 PM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 25, 2012, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Template on November 01, 2009, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 01, 2009, 06:31:06 PM
I am in awe. 

However I still can't figure out what the dolls are.  Lacking the proper referential I think.

It looks like an infant and it's not artificial...

It's just as well you don't understand.

Does being a genetically modified organism count?

You are a fucking tool bag.

I'll skip the hostility in favor of providing sound and video for the story:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkgci-7Jnh0&feature=youtube_gdata_player


There is a more appropriate record but I don't think it's for you.

EK WAFFLR

#5
February 25, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
Jesus fuck...
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
February 25, 2012, 10:18:48 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 25, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
Jesus fuck...

He's gotta be an Aspie.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#7
February 26, 2012, 12:07:26 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 05, 2009, 01:28:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 05, 2009, 01:04:51 PM
You'd be wrong, though.



LMNO
-knows you need to wallow in Horrormirth, or else you're just another doll.

Try as I might I'm having a hard time coming up with a mirth-part to go with this horror. Gimme time, I'm sure it'll come. The most shocking part about it for me is that it doesn't shock me in the slightest. Disgusts but not shocks. Still glad I wasn't there at the time, tho, I'm sure seeing that kinda shit in the flesh would leave a lasting impression.

I think the mirth can come, if at all, from total resignation: the exstasis of complete self-overcoming for what needed to be done.  Either way it is beyond human and does not stop in Panama.  If I may, a translation of a phrase from the video above (attempting to avoid equivocation(:
Non e' solo l'oro che luccica
It is not only gold that shines

minuspace

#8
February 26, 2012, 12:16:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 10:18:48 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 25, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
Jesus fuck...

He's gotta be an Aspie.

Son, you are the cream-pie of an ass burger.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
February 26, 2012, 12:53:41 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 26, 2012, 12:16:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 25, 2012, 10:18:48 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 25, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
Jesus fuck...

He's gotta be an Aspie.

Son, you are the cream-pie of an ass burger.
/
:youmad:

You need to take your complete idiocy out of this quality thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#10
February 26, 2012, 12:54:53 AM
This is probably one of the most ... I dunno I haven't got words for it, but it's the most <...> thread I have ever read on PD.

It's also, though I have a lot of other reasons not to, it's the strongest reason to never bother with coke--after that one single unique circumstance which was before this thread and exactly fit the description of "I might try it if...", when I discovered some of those other reasons--such as having disgusting shit up your nose--but every shitfucker that jokes about "HHAHA LOL THIS WAS PROBABLY UP SOMEONE'S BUTT AT SOME POINT" is going to hear it might have been something much, much worse.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#11
February 26, 2012, 05:04:55 AM
Quote from: LuciferX on February 25, 2012, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Template on November 01, 2009, 07:08:01 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on November 01, 2009, 06:31:06 PM
I am in awe. 

However I still can't figure out what the dolls are.  Lacking the proper referential I think.

It looks like an infant and it's not artificial...

It's just as well you don't understand.

Does being a genetically modified organism count?

You are a complete fucking cunt.  Get out of my thread.  Just fuck off.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#12
February 26, 2012, 05:08:10 AM
Can one of the other admins give me a thread split, please?
Molon Lube

minuspace

#13
February 26, 2012, 07:04:34 AM
(Brother, if it don't shine I volunteer just deleting mine?)

Cain

#14
February 26, 2012, 08:28:52 AM
Thread split.  Was going to do this last night, but I had to threaten someone with deportation if they did not leave the building (long story) and so kinda forgot by the time I was free enough to come back online.

Was pretty indiscriminate with the split, but if anything is worth putting back in, let me know.
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