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Excorcism: Buy It Now!

Started by kingyak, February 25, 2012, 02:19:15 AM

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rites-exorcism-performed-ordained-minister-your-location-/390359310668

The Fortean Times article where I read about this also says that people sell spells on ebay, which has be torn between "it's wrong to take advantage of people too stupid to know any better" and "I could use a few extra bucks."
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Quote from: kingyak on February 25, 2012, 02:19:15 AM
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rites-exorcism-performed-ordained-minister-your-location-/390359310668

The Fortean Times article where I read about this also says that people sell spells on ebay, which has be torn between "it's wrong to take advantage of people too stupid to know any better" and "I could use a few extra bucks."

My own favorite are the "buy a ghost" auctions, where they sell a "haunted" item.
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