THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Anything can happen...

[EK WAFFLR]

And here I was, on my way to tell TEXAS FARIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS (damn, I just typed that.) that she shouldn't give Twiddledee good ideas, and here he is saying that it might (will) happen.

Woe is me.

[Suu]

Is that the bedroom from "Misery"? 

Back to the Future. Or maybe. It could be a recycled set. I like time travel flicks and it just occured to me that I did two in a row.

Oh well, I always expected to have this as Suu's intro scene, I just had to find a way for Waffle Iron to get into some sort of accident.

I also have a general idea of what will happen for the rest of Providence, and possibly where he will end up next. I'll have to see if I still have that map.

The Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu is pleased that you have included us in your comic.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is that the bedroom from "Misery"? 

Back to the Future. Or maybe. It could be a recycled set. I like time travel flicks and it just occured to me that I did two in a row.

Oh well, I always expected to have this as Suu's intro scene, I just had to find a way for Waffle Iron to get into some sort of accident.

I also have a general idea of what will happen for the rest of Providence, and possibly where he will end up next. I'll have to see if I still have that map.

The Sovereign Principality of Kaousuu is pleased that you have included us in your comic.

Also, his trip has to follow a semi-logical pattern at first.

It won't for the next city. I'm just not sure where in North America he's going next. Just where he isn't going and who's at fault.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And here I was, on my way to tell TEXAS FARIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS (damn, I just typed that.) that she shouldn't give Twiddledee good ideas, and here he is saying that it might (will) happen.

Woe is me.

I said don't rule it out. It may not happen.

[EK WAFFLR]

And here I was, on my way to tell TEXAS FARIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS (damn, I just typed that.) that she shouldn't give Twiddledee good ideas, and here he is saying that it might (will) happen.

Woe is me.

I said don't rule it out. It may not happen.

Don't worry, Twid. I can take whatever's coming. Like a MAN! (i.e screaming like a girl at a justin bieber concert)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And here I was, on my way to tell TEXAS FARIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS (damn, I just typed that.) that she shouldn't give Twiddledee good ideas, and here he is saying that it might (will) happen.

Woe is me.

I said don't rule it out. It may not happen.

Don't worry, Twid. I can take whatever's coming. Like a MAN! (i.e screaming like a girl at a justin bieber concert)

Well, I gotta give you some opportunity to redeem your vikingness. I mean shit, you all ran away from the Irish in Boston.

[EK WAFFLR]

True that. I need to glitter mah beard and man up.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

SKOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

True that. I need to glitter mah beard and man up.

Dude, if you take a picture of yourself with all sorts of fucking glitter in your beard, I will most certainly use it.

[EK WAFFLR]

True that. I need to glitter mah beard and man up.

Dude, if you take a picture of yourself with all sorts of fucking glitter in your beard, I will most certainly use it.

I will. In the mean time, will celery do?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'll see if I can work her back in. Maybe she;ll be on tour or something.   

[EK WAFFLR]

or womp her out and put in someone else, someone batrachian, preferably under a gibbous moon, and switch the celery with.... fish? 



"Good," said Seth. "Anyway. H. P. Lovecraft. He'd write one of his bloody sentences. Ahem. 'The gibbous moon hung low over the eldritch and batrachian inhabitants of squamous Dulwich.' What does he mean, eh? What does he mean? I'll tell you what he bloody means. What he bloody means is that the moon was nearly full, and everybody what lived in Dulwich was bloody peculiar frogs. That's what he means."

(I need to go to Innsmouth, don't I? )

[Nephew Twiddleton]

or womp her out and put in someone else, and switch the celery with.... fish? 

Whale.

Or rather, the North American equivalent of food that people not from that country consider disgusting and not really food.

Which could be spray cheese or something. I don't know, what's disgusting American food besides just saying American food?

[EK WAFFLR]

Which could be spray cheese or something. I don't know, what's disgusting American food besides just saying American food?

"Supersize"