THE ADVENTURES OF WAFFLE IRON- A weekly comic strip

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

count me in.

He's got a ways to Texas at the moment, but yes, will do.

Here, you might need a picture of the county courthouse:



And this MAJOR EVENT:



And this FIERCE COMPETITION:



And this AWESTRUCK TOURIST. Seguin is a city ON THE GROW:



I'm sure Bearman can find some interesting backdrops in Houston, but NOTHING LIKE THAT.

IT IS NOT A REAL PECAN

In what way is having a sculpture of a pecan a thing to boast about?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

IT IS NOT A REAL PECAN

In what way is having a sculpture of a pecan a thing to boast about?

You really kind of have to visit the town to understand.

It is the worst town in America.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

IT IS NOT A REAL PECAN

In what way is having a sculpture of a pecan a thing to boast about?

You really kind of have to visit the town to understand.

It is the worst town in America.

THIS. The veneration of the cement nut is the tip of the iceberg...there's no words, really.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

[Pere Ubu]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

BUT IT IS SOOOO LARGE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

BUT IT IS SOOOO LARGE

BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE PECAN GOD!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

[Pere Ubu]

PECANS FOR THE PECAN GOD!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

[Don Coyote]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

brown astroturf

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

brown astroturf

Coyote, you are a fucking GENIUS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

brown astroturf

Coyote, you are a fucking GENIUS.

I may have to include that.

Stelz gets a spoiler via PM.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Do they understand that it isn't a real pecan??

I'm pretty sure they forgot years ago.

I mean, it's in front of the COURTHOUSE, the county seat. Pay homage to the Pecan God, all ye who seek justice.

I know exactly what to do with the Pecan.

I always wanted to coat it with pubic hair, but I was never quite sure how to pull it off.

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