They said Hirley0 was a Last Chancer

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

THUS: the Question enters the REMaing active brain cell
DOES ANYONE HERE USE GOOGLE CHROME ????/
and if so what does it do?
not being a go.GAL fan my self, i 'poise its a BateD Question
however as i was approaching Portugeese Spanish German French
websites i was wondering if there was an instant translating ?"BROWSER"?
THEN AGAIN:: maybe its best just to turn over & go bac2SLEEP
YEAH ? YEAH """while you were typing a""" lot HAPPENS

I used Google Chrome but it kept resetting my settings after every unannounced update so I chucked it.

[hirley0]

I used Google Chrome but it kept resetting my settings

sounds about like my current ERA
Dec 2012 my WiFi carrier keeps dropping
at the most inoppertune times?+?

[hirley0]

it WAS 3:21 WHILE ON THE java thread
yeah-yeah THUS: it bac2search 4an auto translater
i thought i saw one advertized once? don't REMember where it was at tho

[hirley0]

Unable to connect
   Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at
www.principiadiscordia.com.

[MMIX]

Unable to connect
   Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at
www.principiadiscordia.com.

I didn't get a message I just couldn't get on, hmmmm, coincidence . . .
btw I use Chrome and I am using the auto translate function for learning Japanese
I'm finding it very useful

[hirley0]

Unable to connect
   Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at
www.principiadiscordia.com.

I didn't get a message I just couldn't get on, hmmmm, coincidence . . .
btw I use Chrome and I am using the auto translate function for learning Japanese
I'm finding it very useful

YESTERDAY? Friday must have been an unusually
DAY?  the read count was way up?/? So maybe the server was busy
as reported. Maybe Russian swarm attack. it showed up a few days
ago at EG&B?/?/? However i have no clue it was .ru though
& thanks for the report /-/.

[hirley0]

ID 4Q Ms U Br. J.St

Read 3300 20 35 43 47 60 61 | 3374 81 89 97 3401 ?? 27

[hirley0]

ID 4Q Ms U Br. J.St

Read 3300 20 35 43 47 60 61 | 3374 81 89 97 3401 ?? 27

4Q Ms U v Me @ J.St ID 4mU22

Lost track of thread at reboot 3440 3470 3474 3482 3493

[hirley0]

ID 4Q Ms U Br. J.St

Read 3300 20 35 43 47 60 61 | 3374 81 89 97 3401 ?? 27

4Q Ms U v Me @ J.St ID 4mU22

Lost track of thread at reboot 3440 3470 3474 3482 3493

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

ID 4Q Ms U Br. J.St

Read 3300 20 35 43 47 60 61 | 3374 81 89 97 3401 ?? 27

4Q Ms U v Me @ J.St ID 4mU22

Lost track of thread at reboot 3440 3470 3474 3482 3493

Ursa Major, Ursa Minor,
Bless hirley0 the Diviner
May he guide us right
May he guide us true
May his enemies be pulped into glue.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

>Read left to right>

Hirley0, why won't you blow the ballast tanks?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hirley0 came up out of the tunnels of Southhampton, and he never said what happened down there.  The authorities questioned everyone, of course...But when they asked him what the fuck was going on, he just said "I guess I just got lost in the dark", and grinned.

The police detective and infantry colonel that were questioning him jumped out of their chairs so quickly that they both tripped and fell over, then scrambled out of the room.  Hirley0 got up and walked out, and nobody can show evidence of his existence since.

[LMNO]

Hirly0 is the Bald Man?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hirly0 is the Bald Man?

No.  Hirley0 is Hirley0.  He can explain it better than I can.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The Bald Man met Hirley0, once. Hirley0 was talking to himself in his own blend of Morse code, binary, and Braille while spray painting sigils onto the underside of a Portland bridge and the bridge was slowly changing. The Bald Man chomped his cigar and shivered. The Bald Man thought about walking on but Hirley0 lowered his spray can and said :

>>>>>>BEGIN TRANSMISSION
HEllO & about time.
TOMORROW? It \/\/i11 be a strange day.
Remember NOT EVERY1 can >grin< like they mean it & ppl
underESTIMATE teh value of Kevlar . . . & TEFLON.
END TRANSMISSION<<<<

Then Hirley0 grinned like he meant it, his eyes slowly whirling in time to the sparks flickering with his every exhale. The Bald Man blinked and broke into a sweat. He wondered how anyone could smile like that without flipping their skull inside out. When he looked again, Hirley0 was gone and the bridge had mouths all along its underside; the better to sing with.

Only now the song sounded like a mix of Morse code, binary, and Braille. The Bald Man could feel the sounds like pinpricks marching up and down his spine.

That's when he found the nearest bar and proceeded to drink all of Portland's bourbon.