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LMNO, when the fuck are you going to GROW UP?

Started by Doktor Howl, February 28, 2012, 04:26:13 PM

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#15
February 28, 2012, 06:29:27 PM
It occurs to me that it would be a particularly awesome occurrence if we were all to wind up in the same old-folks home. 
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#16
February 28, 2012, 06:34:24 PM
That would.... I would feel bad for the staff. :lulz:
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#17
February 28, 2012, 06:35:05 PM
USGOV would be forced to make new laws preventing such cases, because for the children and housing, or something.

Luna

#18
February 28, 2012, 10:15:07 PM
The day I grow up, I fervently hope one of you bastards has the common decency to shoot me.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#19
February 29, 2012, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 28, 2012, 10:15:07 PM
The day I grow up, I fervently hope one of you bastards has the common decency to shoot me.

Be careful what you wish for or you will be the next person to get shot while being shot. Tucson doesn't mind reusing the same joke.
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#20
February 29, 2012, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 29, 2012, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 28, 2012, 10:15:07 PM
The day I grow up, I fervently hope one of you bastards has the common decency to shoot me.

Be careful what you wish for or you will be the next person to get shot while being shot. Tucson doesn't mind reusing the same joke.

It's going to be a while.  Genius humor like that shouldn't be overused.

Luna

#21
February 29, 2012, 06:50:10 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 29, 2012, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 28, 2012, 10:15:07 PM
The day I grow up, I fervently hope one of you bastards has the common decency to shoot me.

Be careful what you wish for or you will be the next person to get shot while being shot. Tucson doesn't mind reusing the same joke.

I find this acceptable, in the event named.  I may grow old, but grow UP?  Hell, no.
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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