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Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century

Started by Doktor Howl, March 02, 2012, 12:02:42 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

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March 02, 2012, 02:54:20 AM

President Television

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March 02, 2012, 03:37:24 AM Last Edit: March 02, 2012, 04:36:38 AM by Uncle Wallified



ETA: Oops, got the date wrong on that last one. Oh well.
Here's another one to make up for it:


I think I'll be making these all night.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

President Television

#17
March 02, 2012, 04:54:24 AM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#18
March 02, 2012, 04:55:21 AM

President Television

#19
March 02, 2012, 04:57:17 AM
It occurs to me that these would make great posters.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#20
March 02, 2012, 05:06:23 AM
That last one could be used as a gay thing, too.

Goofus is resistant to The Cure           Gallant is happy to be rid of his deviancy.

President Television

#21
March 02, 2012, 05:14:57 AM
I concur.

I, for one, am glad that I'm actually being somewhat productive for a change.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
March 02, 2012, 05:20:46 AM
:cramstipated:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

navkat

#24
March 02, 2012, 05:23:00 AM
I just want to cut the top off that one and make a bumper sticker. No explanation, just "Goofus cries when he's injured" and Gallant enjoys the pain." Brilliant.

President Television

#25
March 02, 2012, 05:40:51 AM
What I love about that one is that it reminds you that they're really just kids.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#26
March 02, 2012, 05:45:50 AM
The original of that one reads:

When Goofus falls and scrapes his knees, he gets up angry. When Gallant scrapes his knees, he gets up smiling.
Goofus cries when his mother removes a splinter. Gallant takes it bravely.
"I'm afraid it will hurt." "It doesn't hurt much, I'm not scared."


Yes, children, feeling pain and fear makes you a bad person.

President Television

#27
March 02, 2012, 05:59:49 AM
Went a little silly with this one:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
March 02, 2012, 06:14:51 AM
These are wonderful!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#29
March 02, 2012, 06:38:21 AM
...And I'm done with the silliness for now.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.
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