Goofus & Gallant for the 21st Century

[Don Coyote]

I fucking love these.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fucking hell...

[President Television]

I feel really bad about it. But the art. It had subtext.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I feel really bad about it. But the art. It had subtext.

Don't feel bad about it.

[navkat]

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I am really not a fan of the newer art for Goofus and Gallant, and the comics are less "sit down, shut up, and play the game" and more "don't be a dick," so it's really not as much fun.

[LMNO]

This entire thread is made up of mittens and win.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

another take on this one.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I don't know why Goofus and Gallant are living in Nazi Germany, but here's another one:

[trippinprincezz13]

The original of that one reads:

When Goofus falls and scrapes his knees, he gets up angry. When Gallant scrapes his knees, he gets up smiling.
Goofus cries when his mother removes a splinter. Gallant takes it bravely.
"I'm afraid it will hurt." "It doesn't hurt much, I'm not scared."


Yes, children, feeling pain and fear makes you a bad person.

lol, really? That's awful. I was trying to think of what could have been there that didn't sound awful, but no dice. And apparently there was none.

Alternatively on the top: "Goofus is upset that he tore his favorite pair of jeans." "Gallant knows Mom and Dad will just buy him another pair or two"

[Richter]

Goofus's easy going ways ensure enjoyment of life and appreciation of health.
Gallant's type a behavior has given him and ulcer and ground his teeth into the gumline.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Damn, the back issue feature on highlights' site isn't there. There are only so many of these that made it to google.

[Kai]

Roger called me about these last night. And they are just as awful/wonderful as he said. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

A bunch of these images 404 now. Anyone have copies?

[Reginald Ret]

A bunch of these images 404 now. Anyone have copies?

I was just thinking of posting the same thing. Anyone?