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Started by Salty, March 02, 2012, 03:32:58 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Alty on March 02, 2012, 03:43:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 03:39:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 02, 2012, 03:38:18 AM
Doktor, shmoktor, shocked her.
Doesn't change the fact that you're DOIN IT WRONG.

go-JSHEE-ra.

LISTEN UP, YOU FROZEN PIECE OF ELK SHIT.  IT'S GO-GUY-RAH.

THIS IS ACTUAL SCIENCE!

She's a queen not a guy. That's pretty straightfo-ok I caught myself.

So... It's Go-QUIRE-uh then....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

See here, you ignorant fucking bog-hopper, I have studied SCIENCE for DECADES, and I am a master linguist, which I learned from none other than Dr Fu Manchu, and you will stop that series of grunts and whistles that you laughably call "speech", and PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.

IT.

IS.

GO-GUY-RAH.

Don't make me hurt you.
Molon Lube

Salty

TWID: Are you suggesting the pronounciation for QUEER?

go-QUEER-rah?

:ohnotache: :fursecution: :cramstipated:

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

go-QUIRE-uh?  Is that supposed to be "queer" or something, because

THAT'S FUCKING GAY

GO'GEER-A

Doktor Howl

You two inebriated sots just sit the fuck down and listen to your mentor. 

GO

GUY

RAH.

Molon Lube

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Salty

CAPS CANNOT YELL LOUD ENOUGH. SHE'S NOT A GUY.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Dok's degree clearly was not in linguistics.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Net on March 02, 2012, 03:48:17 AM
Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, YOU FUCKING CALIFORNIA POTHEAD.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 03:48:49 AM
Dok's degree clearly was not in linguistics.

STEP ASIDE, WOMAN!  THIS IS MAN BUSINESS!
Molon Lube

Freeky

I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.


GO'GEER-A

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 03:49:18 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 03:48:49 AM
Dok's degree clearly was not in linguistics.

STEP ASIDE, WOMAN!  THIS IS MAN BUSINESS!

OH MOTHERFUCKER

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 03:45:59 AM
See here, you ignorant fucking bog-hopper, I have studied SCIENCE for DECADES, and I am a master linguist, which I learned from none other than Dr Fu Manchu, and you will stop that series of grunts and whistles that you laughably call "speech", and PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.

IT.

IS.

GO-GUY-RAH.

Don't make me hurt you.

Tabhair dom an diabhal!

Quote from: Alty on March 02, 2012, 03:46:43 AM
TWID: Are you suggesting the pronounciation for QUEER?

go-QUEER-rah?

:ohnotache: :fursecution: :cramstipated:



No, like reQUIRE. As in His Satanic Majesty's Request and REQUIRE.

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 02, 2012, 03:47:09 AM
go-QUIRE-uh?  Is that supposed to be "queer" or something, because

THAT'S FUCKING GAY

GO'GEER-A

Hey, I don't make the rules, and there ain't nuthin wrong with it anyway.

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Took me a minute then it hit me. This is bleed over from Alty being too Alaskan in Tuscon.

And it totally pronounced Gggggggggggggggglllfhpsshhhllllllllllrgrgrgrgrgrgrgl

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 02, 2012, 03:49:47 AM
I AINT THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SLURPING BEER AND CACTUS ALL DAY LIKE ITS NOTHING.  YOU TWO ARE FUCKING SLOBS RIGHT NOW.


GO'GEER-A

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2012, 03:49:18 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 02, 2012, 03:48:49 AM
Dok's degree clearly was not in linguistics.

STEP ASIDE, WOMAN!  THIS IS MAN BUSINESS!

OH MOTHERFUCKER

You didn't have to hit me.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Net on March 02, 2012, 03:48:17 AM
Go-GYRE-uh, you animals.

Don't bring pseudoscience gyres into this, you Pacific Northwestern wop!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS