ATTN: Homeopathists!

[AFK]

I am what they call a professional. 

[navkat]

It's all in how you conduct yourself.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

REHASH OF PREVIOUSLY RESOLVED PERSONAL GRUDGES! REGRETTABLE WORDS TYPED IN HASTE WHILE UPSET ABOUT UNRELATED THINGS THAT CANNOT BE TAKEN BACK NOW DUE TO PRIDE AND OBSTINANCE! PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE HISSY FIT! INFLAMMATORY STATEMENT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S GENITALIA!

[AFK]

I think you may need a tincture. 

[navkat]

Whoah, now. Hold up! Let's crank down the tempo, take a rest and talk about this, okay? I mean, there's really no need to explode into a crescendo of butthurt.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Whoah, now. Hold up! Let's crank down the tempo, take a rest and talk about this, okay? I mean, there's really no need to explode into a crescendo of butthurt.

See, you oversold that one.

[navkat]

No need to be so brass about it.

[AFK]

Punning is kind of like the force, you need to kind of just let it flow through you. 

Or something. 

[EK WAFFLR]

I agre. You can't force it.

[Doktor Howl]

I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A VERY SERIOUS DISCUSSION ABOUT THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING AROUND THIS BOARD. PEOPLE HAVE NOT BEEN PULLING THEIR WEIGHT, AND THERE ARE ASPIE TROLLS AMONG US, AND WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE STILL NOT A THING. ALSO, ABORTION. WHICHEVER SIDE OF THAT ARGUMENT IS LESS POPULAR IN THIS PARTICULAR GROUP. ALSO THE MUSIC YOU LIKE IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

wat   

[Doktor Howl]

REHASH OF PREVIOUSLY RESOLVED PERSONAL GRUDGES! REGRETTABLE WORDS TYPED IN HASTE WHILE UPSET ABOUT UNRELATED THINGS THAT CANNOT BE TAKEN BACK NOW DUE TO PRIDE AND OBSTINANCE! PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE HISSY FIT! INFLAMMATORY STATEMENT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S GENITALIA!

I think I'm in love.   

[Richter]

Do you have any organic treatments for Bach pain?

Chopin out the affected area is organic.

[EK WAFFLR]

This thread has become confusing. Can WHN please make a liszt of the treatments proffered?

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I think I'm in love.   

daw, nobody else understands THE HATE.

[AFK]

I don't understand why you think it needs to be in this thread.  Not to be oppositional, but it kind of sticks out like a sore thumb.