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Can you mindfuck a Discordian?

Started by Hollis Increase, March 03, 2012, 06:23:45 PM

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Hollis Increase

Are Discordians impervious to mindfucks?  If not, under what circumstance would it be possible?
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Nephew Twiddleton

If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.
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Of course you can mindfuck another Discordian. Cram's cabalmates pranked eachother all the time, from the stories I heard.

The thing is, mindfucks come in all sorts of angles and directions. Just because a Discordian is probably familiar with some of them, doesn't mean they're immune to all of them. And even if they are familiar with what you're trying doesn't guarantee they'll recognize it, if it's executed well enough.

It's important to consider, however, that in the tradition of Strife, a Discordian might not just get mad, but also will get even! ;-)
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Absolutely. Just like you can shoot somebody who has a gun or imitate an actor.

Actually, those are really good metaphors for discordians. Hot damn!
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Hollis Increase

Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 03, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.

In your opinion, is that a good thing?
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Nephew Twiddleton

Who doesnt like a good prank? I mean other than my friend who just hung up on me :lulz:
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Quote from: Hollis Increase on March 03, 2012, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 03, 2012, 06:27:47 PM
If you come up with a decent mindfuck you could hypothetically use it on other discordians. However in my experience such mindfucks are ill thought and not really mindfucky.

In your opinion, is that a good thing?

What, ill thought and not really mindfucky mindfucks?
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Cain

Does no-one read the Bestiary anymore?  It clearly states under Immunities School of Illusion and School of Enchantment have no effect on the Discordian class type. 

So no, no you cannot.  RTFM.

Telarus

Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2012, 11:12:04 PM
Does no-one read the Bestiary anymore?  It clearly states under Immunities School of Illusion and School of Enchantment have no effect on the Discordian class type. 

So no, no you cannot.  RTFM.

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Hollis Increase

Quote from: LuciferX on March 04, 2012, 12:20:43 PM
Sex, generally, with fire extinguishers and parking cone periscopes...
Now that's exactly what I was talking about!  In fact, I think I have a Cambodian URL you might be interested in written down somewhere around here.  Let me look for it and get back to you.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on March 03, 2012, 11:12:04 PM
Does no-one read the Bestiary anymore?  It clearly states under Immunities School of Illusion and School of Enchantment have no effect on the Discordian class type. 

So no, no you cannot.  RTFM.

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Yes - in fact, Discordians will often go so far as to mindfuck themselves, just to keep from getting stale.
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