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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

Freeky

IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

Salty

TAKE HER UPSTAIRS AND THEN TO THE WALL AND RIGHT BACK AND THEN TO THE WALL AGAIN UNTIL SHE SAYS STOP.

SHE WON'T, TRUST ME.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on March 05, 2012, 03:35:11 AM
TAKE HER UPSTAIRS AND THEN TO THE WALL AND RIGHT BACK AND THEN TO THE WALL AGAIN UNTIL SHE SAYS STOP.

SHE WON'T, TRUST ME.

HOLY SHIT WE COULD BOTH END UP DEAD

BUT IN THE MEANTIME I'M WATCHING MYSELF BAKE BREAD, HOT DAMN I AM SO AWESOME I THINK I HAVE A TOTAL CRUSH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.

Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.

DUDE, I KNOW IT.  SHE TOLD ME.  SHE IS SOOO INTO YOU.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.

I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE BREAD THAT I BOUGHT ME ANOTHER BEER, AND NOW I AM PRETTY TIPSY SO I THINK MY CHANCES LOOK REALLY GOOD, BUT I AM CONCERNED THAT IF I AM DRUNK I MIGHT NOT LEGALLY BE ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT TO MYSELF.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:40:41 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on March 05, 2012, 03:30:03 AM
IM PRETTY SURE YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO LIGHT UP, BECAUSE SHE DIGS YOU ANYWAY.  DUDE, TOTALLY GO FOR IT!

DO YOU THINK SO? BECAUSE FUCK, THAT MINISKIRT AND THOSE BOOTS ARE DRIVING ME WILD.

DUDE, I KNOW IT.  SHE TOLD ME.  SHE IS SOOO INTO YOU.

OH SHIT I NEED TO STOP BEING SHY AND JUST GO FOR IT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 06:49:54 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:42:36 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on March 05, 2012, 03:27:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS BUT I RECOMMEND THE VERSION OF THIS WHERE YOU SUCCEED IN NOT SMOKING.

YEAH, MAYBE ME BUT WHAT ABOUT MYSELF? ALSO I AM ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING SMOKERS WHO SMOKES MAYBE PACK A MONTH SO IT ALWAYS GIVES ME A CRAZY HEAD RUSH AND THEN I HAVE TO GO RIGHT TO BED, AND SINCE I'M TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS I THINK THAT COULD WORK TO MY ADVANTAGE.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF DRUNK INSTEAD. AND LIVESTREAM IT FOR US.

I WAS SO EXCITED BY THE BREAD THAT I BOUGHT ME ANOTHER BEER, AND NOW I AM PRETTY TIPSY SO I THINK MY CHANCES LOOK REALLY GOOD, BUT I AM CONCERNED THAT IF I AM DRUNK I MIGHT NOT LEGALLY BE ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT TO MYSELF.

I lol'd so hard at this.

minuspace

That is one fine lady that is. :lulz:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."