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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2012, 03:31:17 pm »
Sooooo....did you get in her pants like you intended?
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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 pm »
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2012, 09:40:59 pm »
You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

There's already a band that performs under that premise.

but I don't think you've ever heard of it.

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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2012, 09:49:33 pm »
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.
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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2012, 09:50:39 pm »
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.

We have no cellars in Tucson.  EVERYTHING is too underground for me.

On a windless day, I can hear Taylor Swift.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2012, 06:41:00 am »
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

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Re: ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2012, 08:01:52 am »
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING ITT, BUT MY PANCE JUST GOT TIGHTER.
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