ATTENTION, SPAGLORDS

[B_M_W]

Sooooo....did you get in her pants like you intended?

[Doktor Howl]

I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

[Forsooth]

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

There's already a band that performs under that premise.

but I don't think you've ever heard of it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.

[Doktor Howl]

Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.

We have no cellars in Tucson.  EVERYTHING is too underground for me.

On a windless day, I can hear Taylor Swift.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

[Cuddlefish]

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING ITT, BUT MY PANCE JUST GOT TIGHTER.