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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM

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Sooooo....did you get in her pants like you intended?
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6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.
Molon Lube

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

There's already a band that performs under that premise.

but I don't think you've ever heard of it.

Nephew Twiddleton

Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 09:49:33 PM
Im pretty sure doks heard of the darkness.

We have no cellars in Tucson.  EVERYTHING is too underground for me.

On a windless day, I can hear Taylor Swift.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:50:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I JUST LOOKED AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND I LOOK FUCKING FANTASTIC. I SAID, "WHY HELLO, SCIENTIST!" AND THEN I BOUGHT MYSELF A BEER. JUST LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN HAIR, IT'S SO PERFECT I COULD CRY.

ANSWER ME THIS: I HAVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO SMOKE MUCH, BUT I THINK I COULD SCORE POINTS AND MAYBE EVEN GET ME TO SIT ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH MYSELF IF I OFFER ME A CIGARETTE. AND ONCE I'M ALONE ON THE PORCH WITH ME, I AM PRETTY SURE I COULD MAKE A MOVE AND MAYBE EVEN END UP GOING UPSTAIRS AND SPENDING THE NIGHT.

DO I RISK IT?

You People have the right to kick hipsters in the gonads so hard that they make a sound only bats can hear.

:lulz:
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