I Did It

[rong]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

[Doktor Howl]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

[Cain]

I carried out upwards of 50 breaches of the Data Protection Act and hacked my bosses computer via remote access. 

This morning.

[rong]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

BOTH!

[navkat]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

I kind of feel like you're the Authority on the entire subject of motorcycle incidents and etiquette for like, the next decade.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I *may* have forgotten to tell selective service about one of my moves. It was a hectic time in my life and some things were forgotten.

Which is retarded because we dont have a draft anymore.

Im also pretty sure my mattress doesnt have any tags on it.

[rong]

Hmm.  You quote 2, but imply one.

The mind reels.

[Doktor Howl]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

BOTH!

That's kind of a dick move.

[Doktor Howl]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

I kind of feel like you're the Authority on the entire subject of motorcycle incidents and etiquette for like, the next decade.

There's 3 simple rules to motorcycles.

[rong]

I admit it, I'm kind of a dick.

I must know these rules

[navkat]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

I kind of feel like you're the Authority on the entire subject of motorcycle incidents and etiquette for like, the next decade.

There's 3 simple rules to motorcycles.

1. Wear brain bucket
2. Wear leather
3. Don't fall off?

Or 

[Doktor Howl]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

I kind of feel like you're the Authority on the entire subject of motorcycle incidents and etiquette for like, the next decade.

There's 3 simple rules to motorcycles.

1. Wear brain bucket
2. Wear leather
3. Don't fall off?

Or 

1.  Wear gear.
2.  Carry a chain or a back of ball bearings.
3.  Accelerate out of trouble.  The brakes are not your friend.

[rong]

I drove without insurance. INSURANCE!

Car or motorcycle?

I kind of feel like you're the Authority on the entire subject of motorcycle incidents and etiquette for like, the next decade.

There's 3 simple rules to motorcycles.

1. Wear brain bucket
2. Wear leather
3. Don't fall off?

Or 

1.  Wear gear.
2.  Carry a chain or a back of ball bearings.
3.  Accelerate out of trouble.  The brakes are not your friend.

#1 - hell yes
#2 - not sure if I agree
#3 - when in doubt, gas it

Also, for me at least, alcohol and motorcycles do not mix. EVER.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Theres no way id every get on a motorcycle. He who crashes and walks away gets to rock another day.

Not that id stop anyone from riding one one but for me personally id prefer four wheel stability airbags and being surrounded by the vehicle.

[navkat]

Yeah, I've learned enough about brakes in cars. It rains more in the deep south than in Seattle and I drive manual. Sometimes even torque can be your enemy.

(Don't drop it down, keep it up!)