TGRR Being Deceased, Coyote is Our New Spiritual Advisor

[Nephew Twiddleton]

And oh my.... To the second one.

[Don Coyote]

And i get a month preparation for it too! Huzzah! Namaste llamaful one.

Oh no. You have to start tonight. This is a currently the middle of April by the Yazidi-Coyote Holy Tribunal Calendar. You also don't get alternate Aprils until you reach the 6th degree.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Righto. Holiness all in my wastebasket tonight. Got it.

[Don Coyote]

Righto. Holiness all in my wastebasket tonight. Got it.

Must be done outside.


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Get holy, but do so responsibly. Appoint a designated sinner.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hmmm... My usual designated sinner will not be available tonight. Would you be able to grant perceived temporary sentience to an inanimate object- say the fake well out back or perhaps the shed- in order to fulfill this role? Or otherwise some mantra to enslave hippies in my neighborhood?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

The santeros are off limits though for obviouus reasons.

Twid
thoroughly enjoys jamaica plain

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

O Great and Powerful Holy Man, how can I make an appropriate sacrifice to Tlazolteotl without flaying the skins of my enemies and wearing them as a suit?  The nice men with guns said next time they're not going to let it slide.

[navkat]

You People are running off Rog and *I'm* gonna get blamed for this motherlode of jenkem.

[Doktor Howl]

You People are running off Rog and *I'm* gonna get blamed for this motherlode of jenkem.

Naw, everything's fine.

[Salty]

Shit. Coyote, ima need your #. I've gone weeks without guidance and my mind is starting to creep sideways.

[Doktor Howl]

With any luck at all, Coyote will nail that bastard TGRR into his coffin once and for all.

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO PIXIE!

[Richter]

Pixie lives down the hall from "PIT YER HEID IN" divinity, and does not need to justify our BS with her presence.

I, for one, acknowledge no views but the orthodox TGRR-ist  (Or the Martin Universalism when LARP'ing, but that's a long story)

[Don Coyote]

Pixie lives down the hall from "PIT YER HEID IN" divinity, and does not need to justify our BS with her presence.

I, for one, acknowledge no views but the orthodox TGRR-ist  (Or the Martin Universalism when LARP'ing, but that's a long story)

THEN THOU SHALT BE EXCOMMUNICATED AND DAMNED FOR ALL OF ETERNITY FOR WAYS SO SINFUL THEY MAKE CATS LOOK LIKE SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Richter]

Pixie lives down the hall from "PIT YER HEID IN" divinity, and does not need to justify our BS with her presence.

I, for one, acknowledge no views but the orthodox TGRR-ist  (Or the Martin Universalism when LARP'ing, but that's a long story)

THEN THOU SHALT BE EXCOMMUNICATED AND DAMNED FOR ALL OF ETERNITY FOR WAYS SO SINFUL THEY MAKE CATS LOOK LIKE SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!

Excommunicating is the only proven method of making sure everyone except you has casual sects.

[LMNO]

Magnificent Coyote, Light of One Thousand Suns, King of Kings, Queen of FAAAABULOUS, Prince of Bel-Air!

Please to confide in the causality matrix which ties the rites of Santeria to the narrative arc of James and the Giant Peach?