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Hey, Joe, we have to have a talk.

Started by Doktor Howl, May 10, 2010, 05:36:46 PM

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Doktor Howl

May 10, 2010, 05:36:46 PM
We've been travelling in this rig together for, what, 2 weeks?  Covered a lot of ground, even though you obviously can't take a turn at driving.  It's just nice to have someone to talk to, helps keep me awake, you know, makes the hours go by. 

But there's a couple of things I just have to mention.

First, you're starting to stink a little.  There's no excuse for that sort of thing in cramped quarters.  No offense, now, I'm just saying.  It's getting a little thick in here.

Second, I want my knife back.  My daddy gave it to me when he retired, and it's kind of an heirloom.

So hold still a minute while I yank it out of your head.

Here, let me fix your hair.  There.  At least you don't wear it all long and messy, like most hitch-hikers.
Molon Lube

Adios

#1
May 10, 2010, 05:38:57 PM
I am still laughing.

Dimocritus

#2
May 10, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
 :lulz:  I just got M. Night Shyamalan'd.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Doktor Howl

#3
May 10, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 10, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
:lulz:  I just got M. Night Shyamalan'd.

What?
Molon Lube

Dimocritus

#4
May 10, 2010, 05:48:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 10, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
:lulz:  I just got M. Night Shyamalan'd.

What?

The twist ending... It kinda' reminded me of... Never mind...
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Brotep

#6
May 10, 2010, 06:01:02 PM
I think we need a :bloodymittens: for this one

Richter

#7
May 10, 2010, 06:15:44 PM
My lunch break is fulfilling, now.
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#8
May 10, 2010, 06:59:04 PM
:mittens: short but sweet!

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#9
May 11, 2010, 12:44:08 AM
Heeee!
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Doktor Howl

#10
March 08, 2012, 11:01:52 PM
Bump, cos I'm not right.
Molon Lube

navkat

#11
March 08, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Is this a metaphorical way to suggest that some of us "transients" stop stinking up the board since we have nothing of value to contribute and are, essentially, a "dead" audience?  :lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

Don Coyote

#12
March 08, 2012, 11:26:07 PM
Quote from: navkat on March 08, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Is this a metaphorical way to suggest that some of us "transients" stop stinking up the board since we have nothing of value to contribute and are, essentially, a "dead" audience?  :lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

No I think this is a metaphor for how Dok Howl is not right in the head.

Doktor Howl

#13
March 09, 2012, 01:15:57 AM
Quote from: navkat on March 08, 2012, 11:11:49 PM
Is this a metaphorical way to suggest that some of us "transients" stop stinking up the board since we have nothing of value to contribute and are, essentially, a "dead" audience?  :lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:

You're weird, mister.   :lulz:

No, there is no metaphor or allegory in this whatsoever.  It was just me dumping mad dog's shit out of my skull and into your collective laps.
Molon Lube
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