Invisible Wanker

[Junkenstein]

More Kony bullshit, but this time worth noting.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/jason-russell-san-diego-invisible-children-kony-2012-142970255.html

Jason Russell, 33,  was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to the SDPD

Invisible Children's CEO Ben Keesey released a statement after 1:40 p.m. on Friday saying:
"Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason's passion and his work have done so much to help so many, and we are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue. We will always love and support Jason, and we ask that you give his entire family privacy during this difficult time."

So.... yeah.

Unfortunate incident. Exhaustion. Not crack at all.

[kingyak]

I can't tell you how many times I've been so stressed out and exhausted that I just had to run around naked in public masturbating and vandalizing cars. It's the worst.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't tell you how many times I've been so stressed out and exhausted that I just had to run around naked in public masturbating and vandalizing cars. It's the worst.

[Bu🤠ns]

Oh there goes daddy again fighting the evil  bad men and raping their Priuses.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

HAR HAR 

[Bu🤠ns]

http://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/

NSFU

Well, i guess pounding on the cement doesn't make it rape...i think

but turns out that the neighbors were the ones saying that they think he was masturbating.  Like, if i'm having a meltdown, the last thing I'm probably going to do is start tossin. 

But that's just like neighbors, ain't it?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Of course the video isn't very long. Could have missed some shenanigans. 

[Junkenstein]

12 seconds long, I'd be amazed if there isn't a longer clip. Mainly because 12 seconds is an incredible response time for authorities.

Considering exhausted people tend to be a bit, shall we say lethargic, it looked pretty manic.

But yeah. Definitely never seen people on crack do things like this. Not once. Ever.

Given the public nudity laws in the US how likely is it that he'll end up on some kind of sex offenders list? Pretty sure if I did that round here I would be.



I do live near a school though.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

I can't tell you how many times I've been so stressed out and exhausted that I just had to run around naked in public masturbating and vandalizing cars. It's the worst best.

Fixed that one for you.

[Cain]

Sure looks like drugs.

I'm sure that the SPLA has a reputation for drug trafficking and that members of Invisible Children were photographed holding guns and posing with the SPLA and generally supporting their group in no way suggests that Jason Russell might be an addict.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Of course not. He's a Christian.
Maybe he was filled with the Holy Spirit.