From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry

[hirley0]

there once was a 4 &  A  9
even if they did not rhyme

[N E T]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also the rest of you TOTAL DICKS

Have written some abysmal poetry, make no mistake please.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am Somalia
Civil war has torn me apart
You're the Transitional Federal Government
Still clinging on to my heart

Islamists and pirates are indulging in my bowels
Secessionists are messing with my head
But one day we'll be one, dear

...or maybe we'll just be dead.

I mean, this is an offense to all aesthetics

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

daylight ascends
into the cottonball sky
of happy funtime unicorns
where love bears frolic
and fun fish soar

i too wish to soar with them

This entirely consists of cringe components

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

there once was a 4 &  A  9
even if they did not rhyme

And FUCK YOU MAN

WHAT THA FUCK??????

[AFK]

the dreadful hours is truly a master of his craft.

or something.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Nuclear power plants of love is just fucking brilliant. Thats probably one of the best phrases ive heard in a while.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Poor Banana, stripped of his rights and peel
Laying there without dignity
HARK! I am a Llama's illegitimate offspring!
I can't help myself.  I must be riding off now.

Who writes shit like this?  I shall tell you.
A man with no country, a man with no shame
Who isn't even Irish, but talks like James Joyce
After a stroke.

Someone push me over the carousel!  I am the madman
of Coney Island, do you hear me?
I cry bitter tears in the darkness, because
that unfortunate angel looked into the darkness in my heart.

Do you want your usual attribution for intentionally bad work like this? Because I love it and I'm stealing it, just wanted to check in on correct attribution in this case.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

bamp?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Poor Banana, stripped of his rights and peel
Laying there without dignity
HARK! I am a Llama's illegitimate offspring!
I can't help myself.  I must be riding off now.

Who writes shit like this?  I shall tell you.
A man with no country, a man with no shame
Who isn't even Irish, but talks like James Joyce
After a stroke.

Someone push me over the carousel!  I am the madman
of Coney Island, do you hear me?
I cry bitter tears in the darkness, because
that unfortunate angel looked into the darkness in my heart.

Do you want your usual attribution for intentionally bad work like this? Because I love it and I'm stealing it, just wanted to check in on correct attribution in this case.

Oh, yeah, no problem.