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From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry

Started by James Vagabond, March 19, 2012, 05:29:42 PM

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ThatGreenGentleman

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Freeky

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 20, 2012, 01:52:15 AM
WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS azure buddhist springchicken.

You know he threatened Faust with legal action over that, right?  There was paperwork involved, I hear.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I think he threatened Faust over the thread where I said that I was pretty sure he'd taken some of my kitchenware.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

THA FUCK???

So we can't even say Cobalt Pentacostal Fallbuzzard anymore?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on March 20, 2012, 02:06:30 AM
I think he threatened Faust over the thread where I said that I was pretty sure he'd taken some of my kitchenware.

Oooh. 

I still have this feeling it was about all the name bombing that was going on, which made Faust kill the joke.  I might be wrong though, and most unfortunately have no time right now to hunt for it.

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 20, 2012, 02:12:09 AM
THA FUCK???

So we can't even say Cobalt Pentacostal Fallbuzzard anymore?

We're not supposed to, I think, and that's what Dok is saying.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Need more info.
Just to see where the edge is so I can skate close to it without actually getting anyone's ass in a sling.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

Klaxon howl
Scraping bitter crust
From unrested eyes

Painful crawl
Depress for respite
Morning light cracks

Skin puckers
Beneath scalding waters
Make sure you wash your taint.

Doktor Howl

It occurs to me that we could just have LuciferX post in this thread, and get the same result.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 20, 2012, 03:45:36 PM
It occurs to me that we could just have LuciferX post in this thread, and get the same result.

Ooooh!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 20, 2012, 12:11:15 PM
Klaxon howl
Scraping bitter crust
From unrested eyes

Painful crawl
Depress for respite
Morning light cracks

Skin puckers
Beneath scalding waters
Make sure you wash your taint.

Wow. :lol:

Unk.
Gmy gnose id gtuffy.
Ifv we hadh Obamagare,
Deat panhels wouldh kill hme.

*snapsnapsnapsnap*

the dreadful hours

daylight ascends
into the cottonball sky
of happy funtime unicorns
where love bears frolic
and fun fish soar

i too wish to soar with them

Lenin McCarthy

I am Somalia
Civil war has torn me apart
You're the Transitional Federal Government
Still clinging on to my heart

Islamists and pirates are indulging in my bowels
Secessionists are messing with my head
But one day we'll be one, dear

...or maybe we'll just be dead.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Net on March 21, 2012, 07:23:01 PM
Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

:mittens: :lulz: :mittens:

I just had a vision of Davy Jones singing that.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Net on March 21, 2012, 07:23:01 PM
Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

OH MY GOD

This is epic. I read it out loud to EFO (who is currently working on terrible beat poetry) and she said that it is the worst poem she has ever heard in her life.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."