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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 21, 2012, 03:25:03 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

March 21, 2012, 03:25:03 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#1
March 21, 2012, 03:27:41 AM
That's fucking great.

I wish to meet Dr Gerald.
Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2
March 21, 2012, 03:27:52 AM
BRILLIANT

Salty

#3
March 21, 2012, 03:34:52 AM
 :aaa:

QuoteItem description: Unknown- A clear plastic package filled with water, with tiny Manta Ray-like creatures swimming in it. Attached to it was a blue tablet in a plastic wrapper. When the top was opened and the tablet was added, the water instantly froze with a loud pop. After the ice block was pulled out of the package, the ice turned to vapor and left behind the creatures, frozen solid. Each was described as having a slightly different flavor.

What in the hell...
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#4
March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
March 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.

Me too. But I don't know WHAT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#6
March 21, 2012, 03:38:23 AM
Ok this is bullshit, right?

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Item description: Orgasm Muffins - A package containing three small chocolate muffins. Upon eating the muffins, subjects were overcome with intense orgasm. The third muffin caused temporary impotency in subject. Tasty.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#7
March 21, 2012, 03:39:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.

Me too. But I don't know WHAT.

I wrote a bunch of inventions that Richter's grandpappy made.

I swiped the idea from the Thackery T something or other cabinet of wonders, which was a scholarly collection of weird shit.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#8
March 21, 2012, 03:40:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2012, 03:38:23 AM
Ok this is bullshit, right?

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Item description: Orgasm Muffins - A package containing three small chocolate muffins. Upon eating the muffins, subjects were overcome with intense orgasm. The third muffin caused temporary impotency in subject. Tasty.


You and I need to play poker next time you come down, Alty.
Molon Lube

Salty

#9
March 21, 2012, 03:41:45 AM
Yeah no I just caught it. Jesus. I happen to be terrible at poker, if you'd believe it.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#10
March 21, 2012, 03:42:24 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2012, 03:41:45 AM
Yeah no I just caught it. Jesus. I happen to be terrible at poker, if you'd believe it.

That's okay.  I just learned to play last week.

We should play for moneys.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
March 21, 2012, 03:44:51 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 21, 2012, 03:41:45 AM
Yeah no I just caught it. Jesus. I happen to be terrible at poker, if you'd believe it.

:lulz: I believe it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
March 21, 2012, 03:45:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:39:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 21, 2012, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:36:12 AM
This reminds me of something.

Me too. But I don't know WHAT.

I wrote a bunch of inventions that Richter's grandpappy made.

I swiped the idea from the Thackery T something or other cabinet of wonders, which was a scholarly collection of weird shit.

AHHHHHHH YES

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
March 21, 2012, 03:52:26 AM
This is good as well: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-417

Something about this project makes me suspect children, but really really interesting children.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
March 21, 2012, 03:55:25 AM
It's a horrorology project originating from 4-chan.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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