ATTN: Someone. Anyone.

[EK WAFFLR]

Today I found a plastic crow's foot in my corduroy jacket. I'm afraid my beard has been voodooed. The fact that I put up some paintings done by inmates at a long gone insane asylum doesn't help. How come all this weird is happening on a day I haven't been outside at all?

[AFK]

Because it is the day before 3-23-2012, which as we all know, has mystical properties. 

I'd take out some extra life insurance, just to be on the safe side. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Why would someone voodoo your beard? Thats just beyond the pale. Do you know the perpetrator?

[AFK]

I would look at TGRR.  He stole my beard once and held it for ransom.  I never did get it back.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I figured that would have been the missus whn. Women have a tendency to change their mans appearance when hes sleeping or not looking. My ex did it with my long hair and then there was lmnos mustache....

[AFK]

No, mine just insists that if I wish to pay her some Southern Hospitality, if you dig, that I need to be clean shaven because she prefers to NOT make out with sandpaper. 

WHN,
Has particularly coarse beardage. 

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm thinking it's someone who is particularly envious of my hairy visage. Dok has enough hair, so I don't suspect him.

On the other hand, my left eye has been painful too, so I might be turning into Odin, and the crow's foot might have been a Hugin in the making.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm thinking it's someone who is particularly envious of my hairy visage. Dok has enough hair, so I don't suspect him.

On the other hand, my left eye has been painful too, so I might be turning into Odin, and the crow's foot might have been a Hugin in the making.

There's NEVER enough hair.

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm thinking it's someone who is particularly envious of my hairy visage. Dok has enough hair, so I don't suspect him.

On the other hand, my left eye has been painful too, so I might be turning into Odin, and the crow's foot might have been a Hugin in the making.

There's NEVER enough hair.

I don't believe you, wolfman.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm thinking it's someone who is particularly envious of my hairy visage. Dok has enough hair, so I don't suspect him.

On the other hand, my left eye has been painful too, so I might be turning into Odin, and the crow's foot might have been a Hugin in the making.

There's NEVER enough hair.

I don't believe you, wolfman.

I can braid my ass, but I can't make butt dreadlocks.  And that's just not right.

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm thinking it's someone who is particularly envious of my hairy visage. Dok has enough hair, so I don't suspect him.

On the other hand, my left eye has been painful too, so I might be turning into Odin, and the crow's foot might have been a Hugin in the making.

There's NEVER enough hair.

I don't believe you, wolfman.

I can braid my ass, but I can't make butt dreadlocks.  And that's just not right.

Buttlocks seem to be an essential part of a hairy fashion.
But what do I know. I prefer Butt Metal.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm thinking it's someone who is particularly envious of my hairy visage. Dok has enough hair, so I don't suspect him.

On the other hand, my left eye has been painful too, so I might be turning into Odin, and the crow's foot might have been a Hugin in the making.

There's NEVER enough hair.

I don't believe you, wolfman.

I can braid my ass, but I can't make butt dreadlocks.  And that's just not right.

Buttlocks seem to be an essential part of a hairy fashion.
But what do I know. I prefer Butt Metal.

So I'd weave in some concertina wire.

But I don't have enough hair.  There's never enough hair.

[EK WAFFLR]

JUST LEAVE MY BEARD ALONE, and I'll be happy to provide you with the fur from the winter habit of Belgian women.

[Doktor Howl]

JUST LEAVE MY BEARD ALONE, and I'll be happy to provide you with the fur from the winter habit of Belgian women.

No problem.  I'm kind of afraid of your beard.  It is not civilized, like RWHN's beard is was.

[EK WAFFLR]

Good.

My beard was baptised by a former bandmate of mine. He named it Schlomo.