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Why haven't you killed me yet?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 02, 2004, 01:15:10 AM

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fluffy

#45
November 02, 2004, 09:40:15 PM
roger has a point? does that mean he is a pointy headed intellectual?

:P

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
November 02, 2004, 11:57:26 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffno kidding, i packed a travel bag last night, gassed up the flying whale and am ready to head for Canadia... Or somewhere Easter-Than-You either one...

well, better get here quick then...I got my bag packed and a reservations for a ticket to somewhere far far away on hold...I don't think he's joking, although that may be the joke...if I thought that more of you would be willing ot take to the streets with guns, I'd stick around, but leading a charge of one doesn't really appeal to me.... 8)

Never mind.

I will try again in two years, and my software will be better.

TGRR,
Shame, failure, and degradation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#47
November 03, 2004, 12:53:19 AM
bah...

charlatan.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fluffy

#48
November 03, 2004, 01:09:55 AM
::hops up and down in bunny anger::


where is my apocalypse?

you promised me an apocalypse!!!!!!!

wahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


::furiously hops up and down on Roger's head::

Slarti

#49
November 03, 2004, 02:19:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.

or just kill yourself?

Slarti

#50
November 03, 2004, 02:53:54 AM
Quote from: Slartibartfastwhat's your point roger?

seriously, what's your point with all this roger?

Horab Fibslager

#51
November 03, 2004, 03:05:45 AM
maybe it's that people tend to agree with him? or he misses when i first came here?

or i dunno. maybe he has learned the point in pointlessness which i ahve fostered all fo my years.

or maybe he wants to prove some mad hypothesis to himself that if he were a big enough ass he coudl get us to tell him to fuck off, and be at least hlf as mean with it as the whoel so and so affair, half as inteleigent abotu it as the whole taco affiar, and half as anythign at all as the whole uh me affair.

rioger needs to get out and troll soem discordian boards. as i foudn out this board is the least entertaining to troll. which is why i chillax more than i wreak great vengeance roudn these parts. 23ae was great for flaming tho. ol what's his face would start laughing abotu democrats fallign out of the sky while the rest of the board would flame him in oen manner or another, all with long winded posts mreo than twice the size of any of the rants in this section and pissing way mroe sorely than here too. and me i'd stroll in, flameboth sides, then agree with both sides,  whiel reciprocating heavily in zen master like thingamabobs. great stuff. untill the mad advertiser and the guhy who always posted pictures of his penis art showed up. i mean it was funny, but not the sort of thign you wanna check in regularly to see more of.
Hell is other people.

Slarti

#52
November 03, 2004, 03:14:12 AM
i mean, i seriously have no idea what roger is talking about. ever.

Horab Fibslager

#53
November 03, 2004, 03:19:20 AM
lol. now that is funny.
Hell is other people.

pope phil wolardzyk

#54
November 03, 2004, 06:17:43 AM


The Dopefish Lives!
Vita Non Deus

Pope Phil Wolardzyk

#55
November 03, 2004, 06:54:10 AM
Quote from: pope phil wolardzyk

The Dopefish Lives!
Vita Non Deus



The dopefish still lives...

Delusion

#56
November 03, 2004, 08:38:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

Never mind.

I will try again in two years, and my software will be better.

TGRR,
Shame, failure, and degradation.

Mass-mailing worm disguised as a critical update for Windows CE, eh?

Sheeit.  I was expecting at least a nukebomb.  Or Floridia declaring for Badnarik.
It's just not complete without tentacles.

DJRubberducky

#57
November 03, 2004, 01:57:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerNever mind.

I will try again in two years, and my software will be better.

TGRR,
Shame, failure, and degradation.
So are we still supposed to try and kill you, or do you want us to wait until you can see how your second attempt turns out?

(I ask because I know I've a big enough ego that I'd want to see the results.  I wouldn't be able to do a suicide-bombing thing until after I learn how to have OOBE's on demand, because I would want to stick around and watch the consequent carnage and news coverage.)
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Slarti

#58
November 03, 2004, 08:41:58 PM
someone tell me what the tell is going on

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
November 03, 2004, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: Slartibartfast++
or just kill yourself?

Well, I COULD, but that would be CHEATING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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