I have found my Dream Job.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://www.infowars.com/become-an-infowars-com-reporter-contest/

Infowars.com REPORTER Contest
$10,000 in Prizes

Alex Jones is announcing an exciting escalation in the Infowar. If you have ever wanted to be on the front lines exposing corruption, tyranny and the New World Order, this is your chance!

Infowars.com is looking for two new reporters to join us as we take it to the next level. Do you have what it takes to be a part of our team? We are commencing a nationwide search to find two new infowarriors. Pick a news story, do the research, produce your report and upload it to YouTube. This contest will have one grand prize for a male and female reporter.

Each of the two winners will be awarded $5000 for total of $10,000 in prizes. In addition, contest winners will be in the running for two new reporter positions at Infowars.com.

Im going for it man. This is what I was born to do.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

That would be awesome.

[Cain]

Investigative piece on the Discordian menace.

Tying Discordianism to Occupy, the Obama birth certificate, 9/11, Operation CHAOS, Wikileaks and Lulzsec.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Investigative piece on the Discordian menace.

Tying Discordianism to Occupy, the Obama birth certificate, 9/11, Operation CHAOS, Wikileaks and Lulzsec.

I think I could write up something both serious and believable about that.

Ill use the Maloclypse-JFK angle. Play up Discordianism as controlled opposition. Point out that Illuminatus inserted the Illuminati meme into popular culture(revelation of the method). RAW was connected to Leary, who was in turn connected to the CIA.

Fuck, IM MAKING THIS FUCKING HAPPEN. THE WORLD MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know, one of these days we're going to O:MF someone at some agency into really taking us seriously for real, and then we'll be FUCKED.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I dunno. I figure that jackalope's field report read something like: "bunch of asshole pranksters." were probably as safe as anyone else.

[Doktor Howl]

Investigative piece on the Discordian menace.

Tying Discordianism to Occupy, the Obama birth certificate, 9/11, Operation CHAOS, Wikileaks and Lulzsec.

I think I could write up something both serious and believable about that.

Ill use the Maloclypse-JFK angle. Play up Discordianism as controlled opposition. Point out that Illuminatus inserted the Illuminati meme into popular culture(revelation of the method). RAW was connected to Leary, who was in turn connected to the CIA.

Fuck, IM MAKING THIS FUCKING HAPPEN. THE WORLD MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

Fuck that.  Just write up the Oswald/Thornely connection(s).  That's all you need.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Investigative piece on the Discordian menace.

Tying Discordianism to Occupy, the Obama birth certificate, 9/11, Operation CHAOS, Wikileaks and Lulzsec.

I think I could write up something both serious and believable about that.

Ill use the MaloclypseThornely-JFK angle. Play up Discordianism as controlled opposition. Point out that Illuminatus inserted the Illuminati meme into popular culture(revelation of the method). RAW was connected to Leary, who was in turn connected to the CIA.

Fuck, IM MAKING THIS FUCKING HAPPEN. THE WORLD MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

Fuck that.  Just write up the Oswald/Thornely connection(s).  That's all you need.

Sorry, I meant Thornely when I said Mal, I derped for a second there.