Remember that March 24th is Captain Hazelwood Day.

[Doktor Howl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill

On this day, we commemorate Captain Joe Hazelwood, by getting really smashed and then crashing an oil tanker into a reef in Prince William Sound.  Bonus points if you exceed his score of a quarter million seabirds, 2800 sea otters, 12 river otters, 300 harbor seals, 247 Bald Eagles, and 22 orcas, as well as the destruction of billions of salmon and herring eggs.

It's like Saint Patrick's Day, only harder to do, because you can't just go driving your car while loaded.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ill get tanked and throw the cooking oil all over picklesson. I imagine pickles will have to stiffle his laughter at least until i get him too.

[Doktor Howl]

Ill get tanked and throw the cooking oil all over picklesson. I imagine pickles will have to stiffle his laughter at least until i get him too.

To get any points, you'll have to drench his housepets as well.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

No pets unfortunately. Oh wait... Theres goldfish upstairs...

[Salty]

Finally, a holiday for my people.

[AFK]

Some tuneage for the day. 

Kaptain Krude

http://youtu.be/dApu_kvseZM

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Finally, a holiday for my people.

[Salty]

You know, Moosemas is nice and everything, but I think this is something I can really get behind.
It represent everything I love about America™.

[Bu🤠ns]

Finally, a holiday for my people.

[Salty]

OHSHI-I am emote!

[Telarus]

[Doktor Howl]

OHSHI-I am emote!

Two, actually.

[East Coast Hustle]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill

On this day, we commemorate Captain Joe Hazelwood, by getting really smashed and then crashing an oil tanker into a reef in Prince William Sound.  Bonus points if you exceed his score of a quarter million seabirds, 2800 sea otters, 12 river otters, 300 harbor seals, 247 Bald Eagles, and 22 orcas, as well as the destruction of billions of salmon and herring eggs.

It's like Saint Patrick's Day, only harder to do, because you can't just go driving your car while loaded.

You know that none of that was Hazelwood's fault, right? He wasn't driving or on watch, the watch officer on duty wouldn't listen to the 3rd mate who kept telling him that they were about to hit rocks nor would he call the captain to the bridge to have him verify. 

[Doktor Howl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill

On this day, we commemorate Captain Joe Hazelwood, by getting really smashed and then crashing an oil tanker into a reef in Prince William Sound.  Bonus points if you exceed his score of a quarter million seabirds, 2800 sea otters, 12 river otters, 300 harbor seals, 247 Bald Eagles, and 22 orcas, as well as the destruction of billions of salmon and herring eggs.

It's like Saint Patrick's Day, only harder to do, because you can't just go driving your car while loaded.

You know that none of that was Hazelwood's fault, right? He wasn't driving or on watch, the watch officer on duty wouldn't listen to the 3rd mate who kept telling him that they were about to hit rocks nor would he call the captain to the bridge to have him verify.

And he didn't get his radar fixed.

Or, rather, the company didn't.

But none of that matters, ECH.