Dear Dimo

[Cain]

I hate you guys. 

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

So if both halves of your heritage had a fight, which would fly the white flag first?

Would they pre-emptively surrender to each other?

[Doktor Howl]

I hate you guys. 

For the record, I'm half French-Canadian. Can you get your shots in at that side for a little while? My Italian heritage is getting a little sore from you guys repeatedly poking at it.

So if both halves of your heritage had a fight, which would fly the white flag first?

Would they pre-emptively surrender to each other?

All the arrows on the History Channel diagrams would be pointing out from the center.  Mass casualties would be reported as each sides' armored vehicles retreated over their field kitchens & aid stations.

The horror.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Voici, Monsieur Dimeaux: