Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hell yes.

[Doktor Howl]

Hell yes.

You know, all this could have been avoided, if he didn't insist on shoving his weird religious beliefs on me at work.

I mean, I don't WANT to drive him crazy, but he has to learn.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Do people see angels when they're in a Faraday cage? Or deep underground?

[Doktor Howl]

Do people see angels when they're in a Faraday cage? Or deep underground?

I'm having trouble getting answers at the moment.   

[LMNO]

Um.  Oh.  BIKE COURIER.

Or better yet, SINGING TELEGRAM.

[Doktor Howl]

Um.  Oh.  BIKE COURIER.

Or better yet, SINGING TELEGRAM.

That would involve money that I'd rather spend on other things.

Plus, it would feel like cheating.

[Danny Muffin]

Radio waves? Nah, guy needs to modernize- angles and demons are extra-dimensional. They hide in the folds of spacetime. Super strings and stuff.

[Doktor Howl]

Radio waves? Nah, guy needs to modernize- angles and demons are extra-dimensional. They hide in the folds of spacetime. Super strings and stuff.

Ernie isn't a modern guy.  The world is 6000 years old, Black people are Black because they have the mark of Cain, and anyone who can't PROVE their citizenship on demand should be put in labor camps (no shit).  Note:  He's hispanic, and frequently forgets things like his wallet.

[Danny Muffin]

Sounds like he'd get along great with my uncle. At least he's good for a laugh.

[LMNO]

Have someone deliver an envelope for you.

[Doktor Howl]

My boss called.   

Jim:  Roger, what the fuck is going on?

Me:  Well, Ernie wanted to talk religion, so I did.

Jim:  He won't come out of his fucking office, Roger.

Me:  That's hardly MY fault.

Jim:  GODDAMMIT!  GODDAMMIT!  CAN'T WE EVER HAVE A NORMAL DAY AT WORK HERE?

Me:  Um, this IS normal, here.

Jim:  <unintelligible>  *SLAM*

[Cainad (dec.)]

The Doktor achieves another victory for SCIENCE!

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

This reminds me of that discussion we had awhile back about prayer stipulations in the Koran. Like if a woman or a donkey is standing in between you and Mecca youre prayers wont reach it. We wondered if you placed a large metal bucket over Mecca if any prayers would reach God.

[Doktor Howl]

This reminds me of that discussion we had awhile back about prayer stipulations in the Koran. Like if a woman or a donkey is standing in between you and Mecca youre prayers wont reach it. We wondered if you placed a large metal bucket over Mecca if any prayers would reach God.

Wait.  What?

Females are like shielded cable?  God can't see/hear through a donkey?

[LMNO]

It's a universal constant that anything that can possibly exist gets distracted by a nice ass.