Seguin, Texas on a Saturday Night

[Doktor Howl]

I guess I should stop bumperstickering cop cars, too.

Because the cops don't like that, much.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure LMNO knows that it's illegal to impersonate a federal law enforcement official.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

NEVER stop bumperstickering cop cars. 

I PosterGASMed this town a few times. People tear them down the minute they actually read them. They don't know what it's about, so it must be BADWRONG.

There's still Gorilla Glue and paper remnants on the telephone poles.

[Doktor Howl]

NEVER stop bumperstickering cop cars. 

It's amazing, what a little sticker saying OBEY can do.

I PosterGASMed this town a few times. People tear them down the minute they actually read them. They don't know what it's about, so it must be BADWRONG.

There's still Gorilla Glue and paper remnants on the telephone poles.

Hit 'em some more.  Cheapest way is to hit a copy shop once a year and sock away a couple of hundred copies on various themes.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oooh, awesome...thanks! I was making xeroxes at ten cents a page. 

The city just came and trimmed a tree away from the powerlines and fucked up my neighbor's internet somehow...had to go down the street to catch wifi from the school. It's like there's a law here that everybody has to be incompetent.

On the upside, somebody made this https://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100003330068346
Friend requested. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Dok, permission to repost the OP with attribution?

[Doktor Howl]

Dok, permission to repost the OP with attribution?

Go ahead.

Where?   

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I guess I should stop bumperstickering cop cars, too.

Because the cops don't like that, much.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure LMNO knows that it's illegal to impersonate a federal law enforcement official.

Sorry, I'm used to idiots who need to be told not to mail a box of dildos to the local cult for valentines day.

[Danny Muffin]

Well, that sounded like fun. It reminds me of some of the butt hole places I had the misfortune of staying in when I briefly worked in the oil industry. I made the mistake of going out in my civilian clothes while in one particularly odious country outpost, which immediately outed me as city folk. When I went to the local Co-op to buy a notebook and some chips the suspicion was palpable. I remember the woman in front of me at the checkout line had forgotten her loyalty card at home so the cashier asked if she remembered her account number. 'Yeah, it's 34' she answered.

There was quite a bit of excitement that day as washed up Canadian classic rock icons Prism were playing in the local dive next to the motel I was staying at. I rebuffed my cretinous co-workers and hid in my room playing gameboy while they got wasted and rocked out to 'Spaceship Superstar', which I'm pretty sure the band played twice. Apparently I missed a great night- one of my co-workers almost got in a fight and another slept with one of the waitresses, whom he implied was a prostitute.

I think what makes it bad in Alberta is the amount of money floating through some of these places due to the oil industry. Hick locals and bored, overpaid grunts are a bad combination, considering the type of people drawn to that lifestyle are generally of questionable character. I did a summer between years in college but once I got out I never looked back. The money was not worth my sanity.

[Don Coyote]

I guess I should stop bumperstickering cop cars, too.

Because the cops don't like that, much.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure LMNO knows that it's illegal to impersonate a federal law enforcement official.

Sorry, I'm used to idiots who need to be told not to mail a box of dildos to the local cult for valentines day.

But that sounds like a grand idea.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I guess I should stop bumperstickering cop cars, too.

Because the cops don't like that, much.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure LMNO knows that it's illegal to impersonate a federal law enforcement official.

Sorry, I'm used to idiots who need to be told not to mail a box of dildos to the local cult for valentines day.

But that sounds like a grand idea.

IF said cult isn't full of sue-happy idiots who know where you live.

[Doktor Howl]

I guess I should stop bumperstickering cop cars, too.

Because the cops don't like that, much.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure LMNO knows that it's illegal to impersonate a federal law enforcement official.

Sorry, I'm used to idiots who need to be told not to mail a box of dildos to the local cult for valentines day.

But that sounds like a grand idea.

IF said cult isn't full of sue-happy idiots who know where you live.

So you have "a friend" send it.  That's what the fucking post office is for.   

[Don Coyote]

I guess I should stop bumperstickering cop cars, too.

Because the cops don't like that, much.

Dok,
Is reasonably sure LMNO knows that it's illegal to impersonate a federal law enforcement official.

Sorry, I'm used to idiots who need to be told not to mail a box of dildos to the local cult for valentines day.

But that sounds like a grand idea.

IF said cult isn't full of sue-happy idiots who know where you live.

So you have "a friend" send it.  That's what the fucking post office is for.   

Or use the To address as the Return address.

Coyote, used to get cards from his dad with the home address in both places. Dad used to be a long haul trucker.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Dok, permission to repost the OP with attribution?

Go ahead.

Where?   

FACEBOOK!

Thanks. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Update: another Saturday night in Seguin ~ http://seguingazette.com/news/article_f7809790-b4b3-11e1-904d-001a4bcf887a.html?mode=story

We know that guy, he's my daughter's best friend's mom's ex-boyfriend. Of course the rumor going around town is that he was "cut in half".

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

LOL http://seguingazette.com/opinion/letters_to_editor/article_83982a4a-b0fe-11e1-a07a-0019bb2963f4.html

I'm planning a Peaceful Public Debate concerning the existence of God to take place on Sunday, June 17, at 3 p.m. at Central Park in Seguin.

I would like to extend an invitation to all atheist, evolutionist, skeptics, and humanist for a debate against me.



It is my intention to prove that

• God exists

• The only God is the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob

• Jesus is the Son of God

• Salvation is only found in the name of Jesus.

The definition of prove according to Merriam-Webster's dictionary is to test the truth, validity, or genuineness of.

It is necessary to establish some rules to maintain order amongst speakers and to make sure the debate is as fair as possible.

Rule 1-No Cursing.

Rule 2-One speaker at a time,

Rule 3-No on site references (ex. Google, encyclopedias)

Rule 4-Respect for all.

You will be debating with me only. There will be others with me, but only to witness and film the experience.

I look forward to the establishment of Truth.