HEY FREEKY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM PUTTING SOMETHING INTO MY MOUTH AND IT IS DELICIOUS AND BURNY. WHAT IS IT?

[Freeky]

PAD THAI!  I AM GLADYOU LIKE IT, ONE WHO EATS STRANGE AND UNKNOWN FOODSTUFFS!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

CAPSLOCK MONDAY IS ON MONDAY, NOT THURSDAY.

[Doktor Howl]

CAPSLOCK MONDAY IS ON MONDAY, NOT THURSDAY.

THAI FOOD IS ALWAYS ALL CAPS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

[Doktor Howl]

ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

[Freeky]

I AM KNOWN TO SEND BOMBS IN DELICIOUS FOOD, SO ROGER IS RIGHT.

[Cainad (dec.)]

  Fucking amazing.

[Freeky]

OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

[East Coast Hustle]

I accept the challenge. In return, I will send you a large vial of homemade west indian style hot sauce.

[Freeky]

o fuk < CAPS + SHIFT KEY.

[navkat]

NEED FREEKY FUD DILIVEREE.

[Freeky]

Not again this year, I'm afraid.  Not until it cools off, anyway.

[Doktor Howl]

I am having my asshole replaced with a teflon butterfly valve.

Oh, the pain.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.