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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 05, 2012, 09:35:06 PM

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April 05, 2012, 09:35:06 PM
I AM PUTTING SOMETHING INTO MY MOUTH AND IT IS DELICIOUS AND BURNY. WHAT IS IT?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#1
April 06, 2012, 12:02:00 AM
PAD THAI!  I AM GLADYOU LIKE IT, ONE WHO EATS STRANGE AND UNKNOWN FOODSTUFFS!

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
April 06, 2012, 12:52:18 AM
CAPSLOCK MONDAY IS ON MONDAY, NOT THURSDAY.

Doktor Howl

#3
April 06, 2012, 12:59:04 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on April 06, 2012, 12:52:18 AM
CAPSLOCK MONDAY IS ON MONDAY, NOT THURSDAY.

THAI FOOD IS ALWAYS ALL CAPS.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#5
April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Freeky

#6
April 06, 2012, 01:12:04 AM
I AM KNOWN TO SEND BOMBS IN DELICIOUS FOOD, SO ROGER IS RIGHT.

Cainad (dec.)

#7
April 06, 2012, 02:50:11 AM
 :lulz: Fucking amazing.

Freeky

#8
April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

East Coast Hustle

#9
April 06, 2012, 03:20:25 AM
I accept the challenge. In return, I will send you a large vial of homemade west indian style hot sauce.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#10
April 06, 2012, 03:21:06 AM
o fuk < CAPS + SHIFT KEY.

navkat

#11
April 06, 2012, 03:23:11 AM
NEED FREEKY FUD DILIVEREE.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Freeky

#12
April 06, 2012, 03:34:40 AM
Not again this year, I'm afraid.  Not until it cools off, anyway.

Doktor Howl

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April 06, 2012, 03:36:38 AM
I am having my asshole replaced with a teflon butterfly valve.

Oh, the pain.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 06, 2012, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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