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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 05, 2012, 09:35:06 PM

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#15
April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#16
April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
April 06, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#18
April 06, 2012, 06:38:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.

ALAWAYS BRING A FORK TO THE MAILBOX WITH YOU JUST TO BE SAFE.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
April 06, 2012, 06:43:13 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 06:38:17 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:03:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 01:07:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 01:05:23 AM
ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.

ALAWAYS BRING A FORK TO THE MAILBOX WITH YOU JUST TO BE SAFE.

OR A SPORK

BECAUSE WHAT IF IT'S SOUP?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#20
April 06, 2012, 06:49:44 AM
You guys are god damned weird. :lulz:



Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

Tuesday, it was seventies, but with a strong, cold breeze.

Today, it was probably in the eighties.

Tomorrow, who knows?  We're expecting siroccos to start any time now.

navkat

#21
April 06, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
THERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD, LADY? YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT SOUP WITH A FORK IT MAKES PERFECT SENE AND I HAVE TRIED. :argh!:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
April 06, 2012, 07:07:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:49:44 AM
You guys are god damned weird. :lulz:



Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 06:15:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 06:10:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 06, 2012, 03:17:26 AM
OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.


I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

Tuesday, it was seventies, but with a strong, cold breeze.

Today, it was probably in the eighties.

Tomorrow, who knows?  We're expecting siroccos to start any time now.

It's cool enough, then. If I hurry.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
April 06, 2012, 07:08:09 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 07:03:46 AM
THERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD, LADY? YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT SOUP WITH A FORK IT MAKES PERFECT SENE AND I HAVE TRIED. :argh!:

SOUP>FORK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#24
April 06, 2012, 07:09:49 AM
EXACTLY. DUH.

Freeky

#25
April 06, 2012, 07:24:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2012, 07:07:44 AM


It's cool enough, then. If I hurry.

Oooh!

EK WAFFLR

#26
April 06, 2012, 01:06:18 PM
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? IT SURE SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE VEGGIE LASAGNA I'M BEING SERVED TONIGHT.
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Freeky

#27
April 08, 2012, 06:54:45 AM
THIS IS MY WAY OF DECLARING WAR.  THERE'S NOT REALLY ANY DRAWBACK TO LOSING FOR EITHER PARTY. 
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