HEY FREEKY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

[Freeky]

OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

[navkat]

ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.

ALAWAYS BRING A FORK TO THE MAILBOX WITH YOU JUST TO BE SAFE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ESPECIALLY DELICIOUS UNLABELED THAI FOOD THAT CAME IN THE MAIL

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY MAILBOX, SO I ATE IT!

WHAT CHOICE DID YOU HAVE?  IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BOMB!

THE ONLY SAFE WAY TO HANDLE THESE THINGS IS TO EAT THEM.

ALAWAYS BRING A FORK TO THE MAILBOX WITH YOU JUST TO BE SAFE.

OR A SPORK

BECAUSE WHAT IF IT'S SOUP?

[Freeky]

You guys are god damned weird.

OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

Tuesday, it was seventies, but with a strong, cold breeze.

Today, it was probably in the eighties.

Tomorrow, who knows?  We're expecting siroccos to start any time now.

[navkat]

THERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD, LADY? YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT SOUP WITH A FORK IT MAKES PERFECT SENE AND I HAVE TRIED.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys are god damned weird.

OREGON:  THE FIRST SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN.  DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?

FOR THOSE OF YOU KEEPING SCORE AT HOME, FLORIDA AND TUCSON HAVE A TIE ATM (SQUIDDAY SENT ME SOMETHING AFTER I SENT HER JAM), RHODE ISLAND HAS BEEN TROUNCED (THREE PEOPLE CONSUMED SPICY VINDALOO IN THAT STATE.  NO RETURN SHOT WAS FIRED), AND ALASKA HAS BEEN ATTACKED.

I have a thing. It is just the thing. Man, I hope it arrives intact! When are you moving?

We have to be out by June first.

What's the temperature down there right now?

Tuesday, it was seventies, but with a strong, cold breeze.

Today, it was probably in the eighties.

Tomorrow, who knows?  We're expecting siroccos to start any time now.

It's cool enough, then. If I hurry.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

THERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD, LADY? YOU CAN NOT DEFEAT SOUP WITH A FORK IT MAKES PERFECT SENE AND I HAVE TRIED.

SOUP>FORK.

[navkat]

EXACTLY. DUH.

[Freeky]

It's cool enough, then. If I hurry.

Oooh!

[EK WAFFLR]

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? IT SURE SOUNDS BETTER THAN THE VEGGIE LASAGNA I'M BEING SERVED TONIGHT.

[Freeky]

THIS IS MY WAY OF DECLARING WAR.  THERE'S NOT REALLY ANY DRAWBACK TO LOSING FOR EITHER PARTY.