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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 04:44:36 am »
What?

Am I the ONLY person here who wants to be 2-dimensional?
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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 04:47:52 am »
What?

Am I the ONLY person here who wants to be 2-dimensional?

I was going to ask, the universe you were supposed to get consists of paper cutouts and choppy animation? :lulz:

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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 04:48:53 am »
WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING??  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 04:49:26 am »
I don't know if I can forgive you for that music. But yes?
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 04:53:46 am »
It's a stunningly vivid depiction of what Americans seem to imagine an ideal America to be. Fake, flat, toothless, and utterly without soul.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 05:12:44 am »
What the hell am I watching?
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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 05:13:28 am »
And why does a 2 dimensional world look weirdly 3 dimensional?
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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 05:57:39 am »
And why does a 2 dimensional world look weirdly 3 dimensional?

3 dimensional like you get with 3-D glasses, which is flat, two dimensional stuff in front of other flat, two dimensional stuff.

It's a stunningly vivid depiction of what Americans seem to imagine an ideal America to be. Fake, flat, toothless, and utterly without soul.

And cliched and smarmy. Don't forget cliched and smarmy.
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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 06:03:45 am »
Thanks nigel...i just couldn't ... quite.. place where Roger was going with that...like I *kinda* thought along the same lines but then I just went off on so many tangents I, my fingers literally froze when trying to formulate a reply, lol.

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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 01:09:27 pm »
What the....
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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 01:12:14 pm »
I don't want to be flat!  I LIKE bumpy bits...
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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 01:20:16 pm »
Playing your guitar while singing badly outside the bookstore in the street in a 2D on a Saturday night is not normal,

But on America it is.

America: not even once.

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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 04:12:13 pm »
Playing your guitar while singing badly outside the bookstore in the street in a 2D on a Saturday night is not normal,

But on America it is.

America: not even once.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Nigel, this guy lives in the universe WE were supposed to get.
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 09:33:43 pm »
What?

Am I the ONLY person here who wants to be 2-dimensional?

I was going to ask, the universe you were supposed to get consists of paper cutouts and choppy animation? :lulz:

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