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Are Hotdog Buns Still Forbidden?

Started by Hollis Increase, April 08, 2012, 10:48:05 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: navkat on April 30, 2012, 04:36:17 AM
Heh. i love the "meatballs." I have no idea what's in 'em but I like the way they chew.

I just sicked up a little in my brain.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

 :argh!:
You people and your severely uncivilized desire to know what is "in", "around", or "constitutes" your food. You'll eat it and LIKE it. It's full of calories you can actually burn, what more do you want?

Alty,
*smack* *chomp* *pork and chicken corndog*
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 30, 2012, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 06:37:39 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 30, 2012, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!


nnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEWSFEED!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 06:37:39 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 30, 2012, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!

SOUNDS LIKE TUESDAY NIGHT WITH THE RENTBOYS!

navkat

Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 06:37:39 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 30, 2012, 06:18:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
I love spaghettios, but I do not like the spaghettios with franks or the ones with "meatballs".

That's funny, because I prefer the meatballs ones. :lol:

SLOW COOKED GRISTLE BALLS!

But all the gristle is thoroughly processed so what you're left with is a vaguely meat-tasting, formed blob of cornstarch-and-gristle-goo that has a peculiar "bite."

I would never feed these to a CHILD but I'm reasonably certain that if I don't eat em too often, soylent mystery animal(s) can't hurt me any more than a wild night of drinkin and druggin.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 05:54:02 AM
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

You need to mix some sour cream and maple syrup together and dip the corndogs in it.

Welcome to your newest shameful addiction.
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navkat

I have a peculiar way of preparing ramen noodles:
1. cook noodles, setting flavour packette aside
2. drain almost all the water out of noodles and dump them in a large eating bowl.
3. add flavor packet and a couple tablespoons of sour cream. Stir. Eat.

trippinprincezz13

Quote from: Nigel on April 30, 2012, 05:54:02 AM
"Corn dogs" terrify me. They have since childhood.

I've always had a weird aversion to them. I'll eat hot dogs sometimes even though I know they're all by-producty, but corn dogs somehow always seemed....even more fake (or something) than regular hot dogs. I don't know. My boyfriend looked at me like I had five heads when I told him I'd never had one
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Doktor Howl

Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!
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Luna

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:59:03 PM
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

I read through the thread...  Was going to comment that I HOPED that hot dog buns were still banned, because if they weren't, it'd take the fun out of eating them...

But now I'mma have nightmares...
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 01, 2012, 02:59:03 PM
Take:

1.  corndog
2.  sweepings of dog hair, from a long hair breed.
3.  mustard

Heat up corn dog.

Roll corn dog in mustard.

Roll corn dog in dog hair.

Congratulations!  You now have an official TGGR™ Sex Toy!

:horrormirth:

This actually sounds like the most reasonable use for corn dogs.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."