Wonderbeat-o-rama Pie

[Salty]

So I threw this together yesterday and want to see how I can make it better.

1/2 pound ground pork
slab-o-bacon
butternut squash
apples
carrots
onions

salt
pepper
balsamic vinegar
some fool (not me) threw wild turkey in
beer

1. Brown meat. Attempt to brown meat. Do not allow random jackhole easter guest who won't STFU about astrology and mayan horseshit anywhere near your pork. He will leave it at 2 for 10 min and say "it's done!" and then persist in asking about your sun sign. He will keep guessing and you will keep giving him a death glare and saying, "Hey man, LIKE I SAID, I'm not really into that stuff. I don't want to talk about it." and then he will ask if you've seen What The Bleep Do We Know? and you will burst a blood-vessel somewhere deep inside your body and wonder if today is the worst or best day to crucify someone for their beliefs. Then he unplugs your music and starts playing poppy, techno wonderbeatorama (and Katie Perry?) and you will will breathe will will not start the yelling because for some reason you feel you might not stop (it's one of those days).

2. Burn bacon.

3. Save ground pork with delicious spices and vinegar and heat. Why would you brown ground meat at 2? To what end?

4. Mix ground pork and bacon. Add vegetables and beer previously used to brine pork shoulder to ground pork and bacon. Shove into pie. Bake until crust is golden.

I don't know what step made that the most delicious pie EVAR, but I want to make it a little more gooey and want to know what I could have omitted.

Please? Thanks!

IMPROVED!

Roast chicken
slab-o-bacon
Butternut squash
Onions
Garlic
Salt
Pepper
Balsamic vinegar
Beer
Chicken stock
Flour

1. Cook bacon. Tear apart cooked chicken in brutal manner.
2. Cut squash. I used my Ninja on the garlic/onion and lil Alty wanted to press the button so it came out pureed.
3. Mix with SPICEY FUNTIME. Add beer. Add stock. Add flour.
4. Throw into pie crust. Cover.
5. EAT.
6. Post on the PEEDEE.

[Freeky]

Could you have used a little more beer?  Or apples? 

Carrots don't get gooey, maybe laeve out them next time?

[navkat]

Do not allow random jackhole who won't STFU about astrology and mayan horseshit anywhere near your pork.

Always been MY personal dating strategy.

He will leave it at 2 for 10 min and say "it's done!"

They're not too keen on foreplay, either

..you will keep giving him a death glare and saying, "Hey man, LIKE I SAID, I'm not really into that stuff. I don't want to talk about it."

If that doesn't deter him, threaten to filet his tenderloin next time he attempts to "check for doneness."

[navkat]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[Freeky]

He will leave it at 2 for 10 min and say "it's done!"

They're not too keen on foreplay, either

  Ba-dum PSH

[Triple Zero]

I think it was the step where you used butternut squash, which is delicious.

[Cain]

Do not allow random jackhole easter guest who won't STFU about astrology and mayan horseshit anywhere near your pork. He will leave it at 2 for 10 min and say "it's done!" and then persist in asking about your sun sign. He will keep guessing and you will keep giving him a death glare and saying, "Hey man, LIKE I SAID, I'm not really into that stuff. I don't want to talk about it." and then he will ask if you've seen What The Bleep Do We Know? and you will burst a blood-vessel somewhere deep inside your body and wonder if today is the worst or best day to crucify someone for their beliefs. Then he unplugs your music and starts playing poppy, techno wonderbeatorama (and Katie Perry?) and you will will breathe will will not start the yelling because for some reason you feel you might not stop

I hate when that happens.

However, if you had concentrated really hard on your friend shutting up and not being a douchebag...

[hirley0]

5:11 Safeway peach yogurt 69g @ $/Lb

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'd have added a little flour to the filling as a thickener.

And pain. A whole lot of pain. Not mine though.

[hirley0]

ipoise
1 can of Safeway VEGETABLE beef condensed soup / water
serving size 123g /per con 2.5 Cal 100  /Tc 250 ? ProT 5g  Carb 17g
-
Anyway yeah the latest  | NoOn | 2 Hrs ago
yesterday the (UM}? OH Ye Occupants of 01 (across the hall Right
aka the Iran (pupii$) brung in the new crew to block the xiT at 8:08:08
= =
So yeah i would expect a paper was UP on the door, {never mind mess Age blocked

1? Small  dog barking in the hall outside my door THUS i did
enter the Vegitable Beef / water in the Diet program upon checking i could see
the calories were about 1/2 of 250 so i doubled the grams, getting closer
next i check ProT as i have A number 5 but at double.g its 3x5 or 15
CONclusion Lot ZBest0211 has Small amount of protein {i B4 e 'cept when after C)
and 10% F :05

[hirley0]

TEAL Tuesday is A day i should take the 11 o'clock Max
to Hillsborrow to shop at Grocery Outlet {Never mind | Mandarin orange 11 oz
2s total cal Tc 160 total carb Car 19g Prot P1g Sugar 18 etc TBC 1PM?
12:22 Hi burger {yeah
peanuts 1 oz
acai / blueberry Juice 2+6oz cal 40 carb 10
REDUCED FAT Greek GODS Yogurt 6oz 170g170cal  prot 7 carb 24 chol 25m
7-8pm / Xrommii} Alaskan COD in olive oil / cream cheese {not Low Fat kind 

Read 107 Wednesday
3:21AM pdT acai / blueberry Juice 6oz cal30 carb7.5
4:32 COD .999 oz {{ maybe 30Cal {& maybe not
1,2,3 Mouthfulls of peanuts {Maybe .5 oz each delay
4:40 % 11OZ mANDERIN oRANGES
NHK7 Vegitable Beef / water  /saltines
13:20 bean / bacon
prunes 3
13:53 chocolate 60g 320cal carb33.6 PROT 4.8

DE'LaY 5MIN / Read 120+13
6:54 bbc: 1 SALTINE / 10g CREAM CHEESE d'La typing 1g 1M

[Salty]

BAMP! NOW WITH PICS!

[Freeky]

HOLY FUCKBALLS THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

[hirley0]

AM VAry happy with the new diet | 500cal of peanuts/day
Just over 3oZ's per day for the technoCRat + an increase in Yogurt
on the same day that safeWay comes out with the new 6 pack PACKage
TBC in 1 week is the plan ?Sat?