Suicide Prevention

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ALL I SEE IS HAIR AND TEARS EVERYWHERE.

[AFK]

The More You Know!

[Doktor Howl]

The More You Know!

Yeah.

[Cain]

And this is important, because I have loads and loads of sympathy for people who carve themselves up.  I have in fact so much sympathy that I send a collection jar around central African villages, to collect money to help address the plight of these poor victims.

I mean, life is PAIN, right?  They had the misfortune to be born in places as rough as America or Europe, and it's really hard to cope.  They need funding for black clothing (REAL black clothing.  A faded black tee shirt ain't gonna cut the mustard), faux silver skull rings, and mascara.

WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP?  Your donation could ensure that little Dakota Dark Mistress of Muncie has all the fishnet clothing she NEEDS to get through ONE MORE DAY.

Unicef can wait.  These kids NEED YOUR HELP.

They should take all those excess prosthetic limbs dumped in African villages to these kids, so once they've finished cutting up their appendages, they can have some nice, new, shiny limbs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The More You Know!

Yeah.

You know, it's funny, I used to cut myself as an expression of inner pain which originated in childhood trauma. Yet, oddly, I didn't feel a need to kill the joke by announcing that.

Also, it's very common for people who commit suicide to have also self-harmed intermittently.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7IxliAPjAk

I like it, Dok. It almost makes me want to hand out Bob^TM masks to everyone I know with depression.