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An Open Letter to Angry Humans

Started by Doktor Howl, April 12, 2012, 06:05:46 PM

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EK WAFFLR

I don't have one. I might gnaw on my desk, though. Or write an incoherent rant about nothing at all, really.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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