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Man turns into human balloon? GAH! NO!!!

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 14, 2012, 12:53:53 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

April 14, 2012, 12:53:53 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#1
April 14, 2012, 01:00:29 AM
what the shit?  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
April 14, 2012, 01:21:33 AM
NOT OK
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#3
April 14, 2012, 01:27:18 AM
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: OH MY GOD WHAT.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

navkat

#4
April 14, 2012, 01:33:53 AM
Subcutaneous Emphysema! Usually S/S of pulmonary trauma but given the circumstances...yeah.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Doktor Howl

#5
April 14, 2012, 02:31:51 AM
I've never seen that, but I have seen a hydraulic injection injury.  Not pretty.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
April 14, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
*shudders*

This is strange, though. He says:

"He said he had no choice but to lie on the ground, "blowing up like a balloon.""

It seems like he would've been trying to PULL THE HOSE OUT OF HIS ASS?  :?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#7
April 14, 2012, 03:26:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
*shudders*

This is strange, though. He says:

"He said he had no choice but to lie on the ground, "blowing up like a balloon.""

It seems like he would've been trying to PULL THE HOSE OUT OF HIS ASS?  :?

You seem to say a lot of things that would work equally as well as metaphors for my life.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 14, 2012, 03:55:10 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 14, 2012, 03:26:08 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 03:23:50 AM
*shudders*

This is strange, though. He says:

"He said he had no choice but to lie on the ground, "blowing up like a balloon.""

It seems like he would've been trying to PULL THE HOSE OUT OF HIS ASS?  :?

You seem to say a lot of things that would work equally as well as metaphors for my life.

:horrormirth:

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Pæs

#9
April 14, 2012, 09:41:55 AM
Why is this news? It's New Zealand. We do this shit for fun.

Cain

#10
April 14, 2012, 09:43:57 AM
In New Zealand, it's either this or do unnatural acts with sheep.

Quite frankly, we have enough human-sheep hybrids running around the place.

Pæs

#11
April 14, 2012, 09:53:07 AM

Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
April 14, 2012, 09:21:14 PM
Awesome news story! A+++ would read again!!

Deepthroat Chopra

#13
April 17, 2012, 04:11:36 AM
WILL ONE OF YOU BASTARDS JUST GET THE POOR GUY A PORK ROAST ALREADY!
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hirley0

#14
April 17, 2012, 07:16:29 AM
http://www.curtrenz.com/




Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on April 17, 2012, 04:11:36 AM
WILL ONE OF YOU BASTARDS JUST GET THE POOR GUY A PORK ROAST ALREADY!
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