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[Triple Zero]

I know, which is why I didn't say anything in that thread, but since we were meta-discussing it here, I figured I might as well mention it made me remember some bad times of good friends in a bad state.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eh, wasn't trying to kill a thread.  And what some people want to call "pedant" I would call, clarifying information, and information I think is important. 

But, you know, everyone could've just ignored it and moved on instead of wasting time getting all passive aggressive about it. 

Whoa.

The irony meter just blew up.

[AFK]

ITT, we learn that Dok can hit softballs. 

[AFK]

Sorry man, just yanking your chain.

Look, I'm in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere America, I've been here for 5 goddamned days, I'm bored out of my skull. 

Just havin a little fun.

I'm sorry I ruined your joke.

I can send you a nice bouquet if it will make you feel better. 

[Doktor Howl]

Sorry man, just yanking your chain.

Look, I'm in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere America, I've been here for 5 goddamned days, I'm bored out of my skull. 

Just havin a little fun.

I'm sorry I ruined your joke.

I can send you a nice bouquet if it will make you feel better.

That's okay, I'm a good sport.

For a given value of "good".  I'm glad you're good with all this.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Sorry man, just yanking your chain.

Look, I'm in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere America, I've been here for 5 goddamned days, I'm bored out of my skull. 

Just havin a little fun.

I'm sorry I ruined your joke.

I can send you a nice bouquet if it will make you feel better.

PM me your address and I'll get around to entertaining you utilizing the postal service.

[AFK]

Well, given that I'm on a military base, that probably won't be a good idea. 

[AFK]

Sorry man, just yanking your chain.

Look, I'm in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere America, I've been here for 5 goddamned days, I'm bored out of my skull. 

Just havin a little fun.

I'm sorry I ruined your joke.

I can send you a nice bouquet if it will make you feel better.

That's okay, I'm a good sport.

For a given value of "good".  I'm glad you're good with all this.

So that's a no on the bouquet?  That's disappointing, because there was this one that was just precious. 

[Doktor Howl]

Sorry man, just yanking your chain.

Look, I'm in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere America, I've been here for 5 goddamned days, I'm bored out of my skull. 

Just havin a little fun.

I'm sorry I ruined your joke.

I can send you a nice bouquet if it will make you feel better.

That's okay, I'm a good sport.

For a given value of "good".  I'm glad you're good with all this.

So that's a no on the bouquet?  That's disappointing, because there was this one that was just precious.

Yeah, well, the wife is allergic.

But I'm glad you finally dispensed with the silly passive aggressive bullshit, RWHN.  I mean, you weren't fooling anyone.  You've been doing this shit since the last drug thread, when you got massively butthurt by people questioning your credentials.  Funny thing is, it wasn't me that did that, and you've been sniping at me ever since.

I gotta say, I'm a little curious about that...So if you can take a moment to yank your tongue out of your governor's asshole, maybe you could explain it to me?

[AFK]

Pfft!  I've moved on to Angus King.  His mustache is absolutely dreamy!

Maybe you'd be more for an edible arrangement?  Those are pretty sweet. 

And I don't know what you're talking about.  I only have love for you my man. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Pfft!  I've moved on to Angus King.  His mustache is absolutely dreamy!

Maybe you'd be more for an edible arrangement?  Those are pretty sweet. 

And I don't know what you're talking about.  I only have love for you my man.

You could also always do Build a Bear. Where are they again? NH? VT?

[AFK]

Build a Bear is all over the place, usually in Malls.  There's one in Faneull Hall in Boston too. 

I think you are thinking about that other company, The Teddy Bear company, or something like that, and yeah, they are in VT.  Burlington I think. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Build a Bear is all over the place, usually in Malls.  There's one in Faneull Hall in Boston too. 

I think you are thinking about that other company, The Teddy Bear company, or something like that, and yeah, they are in VT.  Burlington I think.

That sounds about right.

[Doktor Howl]

And I don't know what you're talking about. 

[Don Coyote]

So, hey. When Dok makes a joke it's ok to get pissy about it, but if RWHN makes a joke it is all "WTF IT'S A JOKE GUYS"

Coyote, bad little man