Remember Liberace, Nigel?

[BadBeast]

Taylor Swift should have her vocal cords ripped out by a toothless beggar.

They'd just make another one.  There is an endless supply of manufactured "talent".  There was only one Elton John, one Liberace, one Johnny Cash.  There is an infinite number of Taylor Swifts, Miley Cyruses, and Justin Beibers.

There still is only one Elton John, but he seems to have become a horrible parody replacement of the one that had the credibility .
At least since that festeringly crass and cringy  "England's Rose".

We woke up just long enough to make the Captain and the Kid album, then buggered back off to sleep again.

I didn't realise he was asleep. I thought he was just sulking until Robbie Williams went away again, and stopped hogging all HIS column inches.

No, he's kept in cold storage.  For tax reasons.

Williams has disappeared up his own arse. Again. No-one seems to be in any hurry to go in after him this time. Even Bono. Better thaw Elton out for Maggies funeral this Summer, or they'll ask Cliff to do it.

[Doktor Howl]

Taylor Swift should have her vocal cords ripped out by a toothless beggar.

They'd just make another one.  There is an endless supply of manufactured "talent".  There was only one Elton John, one Liberace, one Johnny Cash.  There is an infinite number of Taylor Swifts, Miley Cyruses, and Justin Beibers.

There still is only one Elton John, but he seems to have become a horrible parody replacement of the one that had the credibility .
At least since that festeringly crass and cringy  "England's Rose".

We woke up just long enough to make the Captain and the Kid album, then buggered back off to sleep again.

I didn't realise he was asleep. I thought he was just sulking until Robbie Williams went away again, and stopped hogging all HIS column inches.

No, he's kept in cold storage.  For tax reasons.

Williams has disappeared up his own arse. Again. No-one seems to be in any hurry to go in after him this time. Even Bono. Better thaw Elton out for Maggies funeral this Summer, or they'll ask Cliff to do it.

You fool.  Maggie Thatcher will outlive us all.

[BadBeast]

Taylor Swift should have her vocal cords ripped out by a toothless beggar.

They'd just make another one.  There is an endless supply of manufactured "talent".  There was only one Elton John, one Liberace, one Johnny Cash.  There is an infinite number of Taylor Swifts, Miley Cyruses, and Justin Beibers.

There still is only one Elton John, but he seems to have become a horrible parody replacement of the one that had the credibility .
At least since that festeringly crass and cringy  "England's Rose".

We woke up just long enough to make the Captain and the Kid album, then buggered back off to sleep again.

I didn't realise he was asleep. I thought he was just sulking until Robbie Williams went away again, and stopped hogging all HIS column inches.

No, he's kept in cold storage.  For tax reasons.

Williams has disappeared up his own arse. Again. No-one seems to be in any hurry to go in after him this time. Even Bono. Better thaw Elton out for Maggies funeral this Summer, or they'll ask Cliff to do it.

You fool.  Maggie Thatcher will outlive us all.

Her "Official" funeral I meant. They'll just stick her on ice with the poor old Queen Ma for a refit. The Queen Mother is getting re-booted spawned as William & Kate's first.

[Doktor Howl]

Bump.

This is possibly my favorite piece that I've written for PD.

[Freeky]

It is beautiful and sad.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This was a brilliant one. One of my favorites, too.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Edward R. Murrow interviewed Liberace back in the 50's, it's recreated on "Good Night And Good Luck". Murrow asks Liberace if he is planning to get married soon and Liberace answers that he is hoping to meet his perfect mate, he hopes that it will be a lasting union, he is like Princess Margaret who is looking for the perfect man.

He had to be subtle because it was the fifties and you just didn't talk about that stuff, but he didn't lie or pretend to be straight. He had cojones.