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Started by Doktor Howl, April 18, 2012, 08:08:10 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
April 19, 2012, 06:04:56 PM
ALL I SEE IS HAIR AND TEARS EVERYWHERE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#31
April 19, 2012, 06:36:59 PM
The More You Know!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#32
April 19, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Molon Lube

Cain

#33
April 19, 2012, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 05:38:07 PM
And this is important, because I have loads and loads of sympathy for people who carve themselves up.  I have in fact so much sympathy that I send a collection jar around central African villages, to collect money to help address the plight of these poor victims.

I mean, life is PAIN, right?  They had the misfortune to be born in places as rough as America or Europe, and it's really hard to cope.  They need funding for black clothing (REAL black clothing.  A faded black tee shirt ain't gonna cut the mustard), faux silver skull rings, and mascara.

WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP?  Your donation could ensure that little Dakota Dark Mistress of Muncie has all the fishnet clothing she NEEDS to get through ONE MORE DAY.

Unicef can wait.  These kids NEED YOUR HELP.

They should take all those excess prosthetic limbs dumped in African villages to these kids, so once they've finished cutting up their appendages, they can have some nice, new, shiny limbs.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
April 19, 2012, 10:19:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 19, 2012, 06:38:05 PM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on April 19, 2012, 06:36:59 PM
The More You Know!

Yeah.

You know, it's funny, I used to cut myself as an expression of inner pain which originated in childhood trauma. Yet, oddly, I didn't feel a need to kill the joke by announcing that.

Also, it's very common for people who commit suicide to have also self-harmed intermittently.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#35
April 21, 2012, 06:22:10 AM
:lulz:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7IxliAPjAk

I like it, Dok. It almost makes me want to hand out BobTM masks to everyone I know with depression.

Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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