ATTN DEEPTHROAT CHOPRA

[Freeky]

That guy in your avatar's face makes me want to punch a baby.  For real.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Likewise.   

I may be biased though, since you said I was shouting with mysterious caplocks and accused me of not being mindful because an explosion happened a couple of miles away in the space of 24 hours.

No hard feelings though, I like your Discordicorp contributions.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Twid, you did!

Hmm. This gives me an idea.

Make sure it's a pro-active idea. That reaches critical mass. Oh, and a progressive one, with a tinge of post-modernity.

YOU. GET IN THAT THREAD. NOW.

Didn't bug me or anything. And if you can disregard an explosion in your city, that's mindfulness personified.

But the pic...it is an actual aging Deepak Chopra. Please resist any urges to punch babies, and find a true-to-life Indian guru to punch instead. I'll change it again soon. I fear for the babies!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twid, you did!

Hmm. This gives me an idea.

Make sure it's a pro-active idea. That reaches critical mass. Oh, and a progressive one, with a tinge of post-modernity.

YOU. GET IN THAT THREAD. NOW.

Didn't bug me or anything. And if you can disregard an explosion in your city, that's mindfulness personified.

But the pic...it is an actual aging Deepak Chopra. Please resist any urges to punch babies, and find a true-to-life Indian guru to punch instead. I'll change it again soon. I fear for the babies!

Ah that. That was strong encouragement. Maybe with some poking.

And if you'll see the explosion thread, you'll see that I didn't lose concern, it's just that it became irrelevant here.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

I salute your strong encouragement!

     As Do I! Now, attend my lecture series! I look much smoother in this photo!
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[Nephew Twiddleton]

I salute your strong encouragement!

     As Do I! Now, attend my lecture series! I look much smoother in this photo!
                            /

I'll say. In your avatar he looks more like Chavez.

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Is this one better? It's Deepak Chopra in 100 years.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is this one better? It's Deepak Chopra in 100 years.

If he travels from 100 years in the future and proves to me he can live for another 100 years AND travel through time, yeah, I'll become a Hindu or whatever he wants to sell me. But he's gotta prove it by helping me win several high stakes sports bets.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Is this one better? It's Deepak Chopra in 100 years.

Now I'm flashing on "BE HERE NOW". Which is almost as bad as Chopra, but at least it has acid.

So, a little better.

[Faust]

That guy in your avatar's face makes me want to punch a baby.  For real.

Why do you hate santa?

[Freeky]

That guy in your avatar's face makes me want to punch a baby.  For real.

Why do you hate santa?

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A WEENIE WHISTLE WHEN I WAS FIVE.

[Freeky]

I salute your strong encouragement!

     As Do I! Now, attend my lecture series! I look much smoother in this photo!
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He surprisingly has a less punchable face here.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I thought the original (Chopra, not the Hindu guy) was less punchable. He LOOKED like a sleaze.

Stella
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