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Fwd: Thinkers

Started by AFK, April 26, 2012, 11:56:00 AM

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AFK

April 26, 2012, 11:56:00 AM
My boss is a forward thinker.


That is....he forwards stuff to other people to think about.  He, of course, is not unique in this attribute.  It is a fairly pervasive quality in humankind.  It is always easiest to solve a problem by getting someone else to solve the problem.  To punt.  To hand off.


Is your boss a Fwd: Thinker?
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Triple Zero

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April 26, 2012, 06:37:14 PM
Does it count whenever my boss leaves early, my colleagues become forewarned drinkers?

You know, in his absinthe?
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AFK

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April 26, 2012, 06:43:10 PM
That's the spirit!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

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April 27, 2012, 06:19:06 AM
My boss boss is not a FWD thinker.

He does tend to engage in corporate buzzwords, but not to the point where his meaning is obscured. Just enough to make you secretly chuckle. Mainly the jargon I don't understand is scientific and medical.

Twid,
likes his boss and supervisor.
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April 27, 2012, 06:26:30 AM
Once, I made a clay replica of a Rodin sculpture. Unfortunately, I used high-fire clay (clay that needs to fire at higher temperatures), and the kiln wasn't geared for it. After one firing, the damn clay was still moist. It took another, and another, and another firing to finally perfect the piece.


At that point, it was a four-warmed Thinker.
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